“No one gets sick on Wednesdays”
The old joke is that "no one gets sick on Wednesdays" -- people get sick on a Monday or a Friday to extend the weekend, but not in the middle of the week. The only people to get sick (or,…
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“No one has ever become poor by giving”
Anne Frank (1929-1945) wrote in the essay "Give" on March 26, 1944: "Give and you shall receive, much more than you would have ever thought possible. Give, give again and again,…
“No one has stolen my lunch at work since I started labeling it ‘Stool Sample’”
One way to stop a co-worker from taking your lunch out of the refrigerator is to label the bag "stool sample," as one joke has it. "Someone stole @whaleysh's lunch. Sorry bud.…
“No one in Antarctica has COVID-19. It’s because they are ice-o-lated”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to self-isolate. "Me: No ine in Antarctica has covid-19 Dad: How? Me: It's because they're ICE-O-LATED" was posted on…
“No one in history has ever choked to death from swallowing his pride”
"When you've done something wrong, admit it and be sorry. No one in history has ever choked to death from swallowing his pride" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin”
"No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin" is a jocular saying about eating in a restaurant. The saying was cited on Twitter on…
“No one is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them”
"No one is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Assata Shakur (born JoAnne Deborah Byron, July 16, 1947), an…
“No one is listening until you make a mistake”
"No one is listening until you make a mistake" is a jocular saying that has been printed on gift items, such as T-shirts and bumper stickers. The saying has been cited in print since at…
“No one is more judgmental than a waitress questioning if you’ve saved room for dessert”
"No one is more judgmental than a waitress questioning if you’ve saved room for dessert" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an image. The saying was posted on Twitter on…
“No one knows the true struggle of grocery shopping until they are put on a low sodium diet”
Many people who are put on low sodium diets go to a grocery store and soon realize how many foods contain sodium. "Takes so long to shop for groceries when you are on a low sodium diet.…
“No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep”
"No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep" is a motivational work -- or party -- saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“No one man is the movement” (“No one man can stop the movement”)
"No One Man Is The Movement Therefore No One Man Can Stop It" was the title of a YouTube video on February 26, 2014, on the channel of TeamWakeemUP. The "movement" refers to the…
“No one needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one”
American author Elbert Hubbard (1855-1915) wrote in 1904: "Usually no man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one." Hubbard wrote again in The Cosmpolitan in February…
“No one on their deathbed ever says they wish they had spent more time at the office”
Entry in progress -- B.P. “No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep” is a related saying. WikiquotePaul Tsongas (14 February 1941 – 18 January 1997)…
“No one owns the water. No one owns the land. No one owns the oceans. No one owns the sand”
This poem has been printed on many images: "No one owns the water.No one owns the land.No one owns the oceans.No one owns the sand.These are givenby our Mother.The Planet providesfor free.Only…
“No one rules if no one obeys”
"No one rules if no one obeys" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "'No one rules if no one obeys.' TaoDo" was posted on Twitter by Ralph…
“No one talks about forgiving Trade School debt because they can pay their own way”
"Nobody talks about forgiving Trade School debt because they (all) learned a useful skill and can pay their own way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. However, forgiving…
“No one talks about it, but a major part of being an adult is gaining and losing the same ten pounds every year until you die”
Many adults see their weight gain and lose the same 15 pounds over and over again. "No one talks about it, but a major part of being an adult is gaining and losing the same ten pounds every…
“No One Under 21 Must Have ID” (business sign)
"No One Under 21 Must Have ID #MurderEnglish" was posted on Twitter by Andrew Pelletier on December 29, 2015, along with a photo of this business sign. The two lines of "No One Under…
“No one wants to eat in an empty restaurant”
"No one wants to eat in an empty restaurant" (or "Nobody wants to eat in an empty restaurant") means that, while people enjoy not waiting in a crowded restaurant, an empty…