“Miso soup is such a silly name, like ‘Yes, you so soup’”
"Miso soup" sounds like "me so soup." Of course, there are jokes. "miso soup? YOU so soup 🫵😡" was posted on Bluesky by dillo (yakubian mamba) on September 26,…
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“Miss one day of practice, I notice; miss two, the critics notice; miss three, the audience notices”
A famous quote is popular with anyone who practices, from pianists to ballet dancers to golfers. "If I miss one day's practice, I notice it. If I miss two days' practice, the critics…
“Missing trash day as an adult is the version of missing the bus”
Taking out the trash is usually an adult job. Missing trash day -- and letting trash pile up -- is often seen as a huge adult failure (a big "L" or loss). "Missing trash day as an…
“Missing trash day is one of the biggest L’s you can take as an adult”
Taking out the trash is usually an adult job. Missing trash day -- and letting trash pile up -- is often seen as a huge adult failure (a big "L" or loss). "Missing trash day as an…
“Missing trash day is one of the biggest L’s as an adult”
Taking out the trash is usually an adult job. Missing trash day -- and letting trash pile up -- is often seen as a huge adult failure (a big "L" or loss). "Missing trash day as an…
“Mississippi: “What has four eyes and cannot see?”/“Mississippi.”
"Mississippi" (state and river) has four "I's" (eyes). "Four eyes" is also a term for someone who wears glasses. "An infant says the Mississippi is always…
“Mistakes are a great educator when one is honest enough to admit them”
"Mistakes are a great educator when one is honest enough to admit them and willing to learn from them" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying has been credited to…
“Mistakes are proof that you are trying”
"Mistakes are proof that you are trying" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Mistake...That's proof that you were trying to do something" was…
“Mistakes happen. Don’t dwell on them. Just blame somebody else and move on”
"Mistakes happen. Don't dwell on them. Just blame somebody else and move on" is a jocular line that was cited on Twitter on October 3, 2015. Similar lines had been cited long before.…
“Mistakes just mean you’re trying”
"Mistakes just mean you're trying" is a motivational saying that has been printed on images. "Mistakes just mean you're trying" was posted on Twitter on September 12,…
“Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others”
"Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others" is a saying that has been printed on a demotivational poster. "It's possible that your…
“Mixed emotions—when your mother-in-law drives your new car off a cliff”
"Mixed emotions," a classic joke defines it, "are what a fellow feels when he sees his mother-in-law drive his new car off a cliff." The joke has been extremely popular and was…
“Mixed martial arts implies the existence of mixed martial crafts”
Martial arts has nothing to do with arts & crafts, but there are jokes. "I'm trained in the martial arts and the martial crafts" was posted on Twitter by Justin Ritchie on June…
“Mixing and matching gummy bear brands? That’s polygummy”
Gummy bears (small, fruit gum candies) have nothing to do with polygamy, but there is the joke portmanteau word "polygummy" (polygamy + gummy bear). "Polygummy Bears" was posted…
“Mixing cannabis with cod liver oil is bad for your joints”
Cod liver oil may be good for one's joints, but there's a pun: "Mixing cannabis with cod liver oil is bad for your joints." The joke was posted on Twitter on May 12, 2010.…
“Mm” or “Mmm” or “Mmmm” (“Mm! Mm! Good!” & “MMMM…TOASTY”)
"Mm!" is an expression of culinary delight. Campbell's soups have been advertised as "M'm! M'm! Good!" since 1973. Quiznos sandwiches have been…
“Mocha is just an adult hot chocolate”
Mocha (coffee) has sometimes been called "adult hot chocolate." "thinks café mocha is just hot chocolate for adults" was posted on X/Twitter by Michael Compton on April 20,…
“Mocha is just hot chocolate for adults”
Mocha (coffee) has sometimes been called "adult hot chocolate." "thinks café mocha is just hot chocolate for adults" was posted on X/Twitter by Michael Compton on April 20,…
“Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘How much could juice cost?’”
A "mocktail" is a non-alcoholic cocktail. It should be priced like juice, but it's often priced like a regular cocktail. "If you’re going to put mocktails on your menu (which…
“Model trains aren’t that much hotter than regular trains”
"Model trains" aren't like fashion models, but there are jokes. "Model trains aren't that much hotter then regular trains" was posted on X/Twitter by Casey W Bell on…