"Junior Mints implies the existence of Senior…

There are Junior Mints, but no Senior Mints.

“The name Junior Mints falsely implies the existence of larger Senior Mints” was posted on X/Twitter by human aaron on October 31, 2017. “The existence of Junior Mints implies the existence of Senior Mints” was posted on X/Twitter by Frank San Filippo on June 16, 2019. “Junior Mints imply the existence of Senior Mints” was posted on X/Twitter by xXx_sPaCe_CoW_xXx on November 6, 2019. “Junior mints imply the existence of senior mints” was posted on X/Twitter by Tim Ryan on August 29, 2020. “Junior Mints implies the existence of Senior Mints” was posted on X/Twitter by Ray Butler on September 24, 2020.

“Junior Mints implies the existence of Freshman Mints Sophomore Mints Senior Mints” was posted on X/Twitter by @JonBaker@mastodon.social on April 7, 2021. “The existence of Junior Mints implies the existence of Freshman, Sophomore, and Senior Mints” was posted on X/Twitter by “Steve Hawley, probably not a billionaire jackass” on June 26, 2022.

Wikipedia: Junior Mints
Junior Mints are a candy brand consisting of small rounds of mint filling inside a semi-sweet chocolate coating, with a dimple on one side. The mints are produced by Tootsie Roll Industries, and packaged in varying amounts from the so-called ‘fun-size box’ to the much larger 12 oz. box.

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human aaron
@humanaaron
The name Junior Mints falsely implies the existence of larger Senior Mints.
11:13 AM · Oct 31, 2017

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Hannah Tandy
@nowthatsWattsup
The existence of Junior Mints implies that somewhere out there exists a stronger, more refined Senior Mint #imready
9:08 PM · Jul 10, 2018

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Tom Creighton
@tomcreighton
The existence of Junior Mints implies a heretofore unseen ‘Senior Mint’. In this essay,
8:18 PM · Mar 9, 2019

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Frank San Filippo 🇺🇦
@fsfmusic
The existence of Junior Mints implies the existence of Senior Mints. And those things must be frickin’ HUGE.
8:56 PM · Jun 16, 2019

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Jennelby
@remembery_loss
The existence of junior mints implies the existence of senior mints
3:01 AM · Jul 15, 2019

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xXx_sPaCe_CoW_xXx
@spacecow2455
Junior Mints imply the existence of Senior Mints
2:33 PM · Nov 6, 2019

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Ted Travelstead
@trumpetcake
Junior Mints imply the existence of Senior Mints, which imply the existence of a mint graduation ceremony, which implies the existence of tiny mortarboards worn by mints. 😲
11:52 AM · Jan 29, 2020

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Tim Ryan
@ryantim0322
Junior mints imply the existence of senior mints
1:31 PM · Aug 29, 2020

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Ray Butler
@RayButler365
Junior Mints implies the existence of Senior Mints.
11:32 AM · Sep 24, 2020

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Darsan Solomon | SAG-AFTRA Strike Captain 🐀
@Dizzyidiot
Junior Mints imply the existence of Senior Mints
4:54 PM · Nov 16, 2020

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@JonBaker@mastodon.social
@JonBaker
Junior Mints implies the existence of
Freshman Mints
Sophomore Mints
Senior Mints
8:27 PM · Apr 7, 2021

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Kate oh ok
@Kateness8
Junior Mints implies the existence of Junior Spicys
6:00 PM · Apr 11, 2021

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Kellie
@DangerousKellie
Junior Mints implies the existence of Senior Mints
10:21 PM · Jul 2, 2021

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Boz
@Boz_Husky
Junior mints implies the existence of Senior mints.
9:28 PM · Jan 26, 2022

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Steve Hawley, probably not a billionaire jackass
@_plinth_
The existence of Junior Mints implies the existence of Freshman, Sophomore, and Senior Mints.
1:23 PM · Jun 26, 2022

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Mojo Dojo Casa House
@kayshawoollery
Junior mints suggest the existence of mid-level mints and senior mints
5:18 PM · Sep 5, 2022

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Derek Soup
@amtrakalakin
Junior Mints® implies the existence of Senior Mints®
12:36 AM · Nov 15, 2022

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venti iced cypionate
@raccoon_brained
the existence of Junior Mints implies not only the existence of the Big Papa Mint but also the Grandaddy Mint (see below)
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Cormac’s Coast
@cormac_mcginley
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Dec 12, 2022
An almost perfectly circular concretion from the Cliffs of Moher, Ireland.
12:18 AM · Dec 16, 2022

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stealth bomber
@thStealthBomber
Junior Mints implies the existence of Senior Mints and The Third Mints.
11:00 PM · Aug 9, 2023