“Just passed my cheerleading exam. I went in to the exam room and said ‘Give me an A!’ so they did”
Cheerleaders often shout, “Give me a T! Give me an E! Give me an A! Give me an M! What does that spell? TEAM!”
“Evening of stand-up @ Headliners.Exam joke from Milton Jones. ‘I took a GCSE in Cheerleading. Walked in. Said :‘Give me an A!’ They did’” was posted on Twitter by LondonJazz News on July 3, 2009. “I recently passed an exam in cheerleading. I went into the exam room and said ‘Give me an A!’ and they did. - Milton Jones” was posted on Twitter by Phill Sacre on February 3, 2011. The joke is from English comedian Milton Jones.
Wikipedia: Milton Jones
Milton Hywel Jones (born 16 May 1964) is an English comedian. His style of humour is based on one-liners involving puns delivered in a deadpan and slightly neurotic style. Jones has had various shows on BBC Radio 4 and is a recurring guest panellist on Mock the Week.
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LondonJazz News
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Evening of stand-up @ Headliners.Exam joke from Milton Jones.
“I took a GCSE in Cheerleading. Walked in. Said :‘Give me an A!’ They did. “
7:27 PM · Jul 3, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Gem13m
@gemalem
Exams are getting easier I took a cheerleading exam I said Give me an A!! And they did (via @EdwardNash1987)
4:30 PM · Sep 18, 2010·Tweetie for Mac
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Paul McCormick
@Paul_McCormick_
I’ve just passed my cheerleading exam with flying colours. I went in and said ‘give me an A’ and the rest is history… #fb
8:02 AM · Sep 19, 2010·Twitter for Android
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Lewis Hathaway
@MrLewisHathaway
Just passed my cheerleading exam.I went in to the exam room and said “Give me an A!” so they did.
2:29 PM · Sep 19, 2010·Twitter for iPhone
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Phill Sacre
@phillsacre
“I recently passed an exam in cheerleading. I went into the exam room and said ‘Give me an A!’ and they did.” - Milton Jones.
4:53 PM · Feb 3, 2011·TweetDeck
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Grace
@GraceOfSuburbia
“I recently passed an exam in cheerleading. I just went in and said ‘give me an A’ and they did.” Milton Jones
4:40 PM · May 25, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
7 March 2013, Daily Mail (London, UK), “Something to get off your chest?,” pg. 58:
One-line philosophers
I JUST passed an exam in cheerleading. I went in and said: ‘Give me an A’—and they did!
Roy Harris, Cardiff.
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Just passed my cheerleading exam.
I went in to the exam room and said “Give me an A!” so they did.
10:15 AM · Nov 9, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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VoiceOfTheMysterons
@Mysteron_Voice
I took a cheerleading exam. I said “Give me an A.” And they did.
#TheChase
12:24 PM · Nov 2, 2020·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/honeygar November 27, 2020
I passed my cheerleading exam
I went in and said “give me an A!” and they did