"I hate people who take drugs. Like cops, DEA agents and customs officials" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many T-shirts. "'I hate people who take drugs - people…
To "make someone's blood boil" is to make someone angry or annoyed. Blood does not literally boil, however. "I hate people that use physically impossible metaphors. They make my…
A popular jokes is told about Matryoshka dolls, also called Russian dolls or nesting dolls. "RT @sillybeggar 'Russian dolls are really full of themselves'" was posted on Twitter…
"I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once and the seat folded up" is a jocular saying that has been cited in print since at least September 2000, when it was included in a joke list.…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Microsoft EdgeMicrosoft Edge (codename "Spartan") is a web browser developed by Microsoft and included in Windows 10, Windows 10 Mobile and Xbox One,…
Late-February through March can feel like winter or spring. "I hate this time of the year. It’s like winter and spring are fighting over custody" was posted on Twitter by Gorgeous Demon…
"Toot one's own horn" (to promote one's self) is an idiomatic expression. It has little to do with actually playing horns, but there are jokes. "I don't like to toot…
"I hate to waste sick days actually being sick" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 28, 2012. TwitterDasho_Louie…
If you don't forward a chain letter (or email), it supposedly has a dire consequence. "I hate when I don't forward a chain letter, and then I die the next day" is a jocular…
"I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food and all I find are ingredients" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been made in several slightly…
"I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food and all I find are ingredients" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been made in several slightly…
Many people find that parallel parking is difficult. "I hate when people are outside when I'm trying to parallel park. I need some privacy!" is a saying that has been printed on…
People often walk while texting, but don't pay attention to where they're walking. "I hate when people don't watch where I'm going when I'm walking and I'm…
Many people want to eat whatever food they want whenever they want it, regardless if the food is usually served at breakfast or dinner. This was posted (with four images) on Twitter by Danielle on…
"I hate when people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun. You don’t need running shoes to run, but it fucking helps!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is…
"GM" can mean "Good Morning," but it can also mean "General Motors." "General Motors to you too! ;)" was posted on Twitter by Vimoh ⚡ on December 1, 2008.…
"GM" can mean "Good Morning," but it can also mean "General Motors." "General Motors to you too! ;)" was posted on Twitter by Vimoh ⚡ on December 1, 2008.…
House foreclosure yard signs shouldn't be confused with political yard signs. A joke was posted by Katie Parker on Twitter on June 20, 2016: "I hate it when candidates put signs on…
House foreclosure yard signs shouldn't be confused with political yard signs. A joke was posted by Katie Parker on Twitter on June 20, 2016: "I hate it when candidates put signs on…
"I hate when someone rings my doorbell because then I have to drop whatever I'm doing to be silent and pretend I'm not home" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…