“I drink to make other people interesting”
"I drink to make other people (more/seem) interesting" is a quotation cited in many drinking quote collections. The saying has been printed on T-shirts and improperly credited to the…
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“I drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I’m so steady I can’t move for months”
"I drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I can't move for months" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke has been cited since at least 1952,…
“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it”
"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it" is a jocular line that has been printed on posters and ecards. New York-based comedian Rodney Dangerfield…
“I drink while I work out. I call it Bacardio” (Bacardi + cardio)
"I drink while I work out. I call it Bacardio" (Bacardi + cardio) is a jocular line that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, coffee mugs and ecards.…
“I drink while I work out. I call it Bacardio” (Bacardi + cardio)
"I drink while I work out. I call it Bacardio" (Bacardi + cardio) is a jocular line that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, coffee mugs and ecards.…
“I drink wine because I don’t like to keep things bottled up”
"I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as ecards, posters and glasses. "Drinking wine…
“I drink, therefore I am” (Bibo ergo sum)
"I drink, therefore I am" (Bibo ergo sum) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts and bumper stickers. The saying is a parody of the philosophical…
“I drive a hybrid so I have more money for ammo” (bumper sticker)
"I drive a hybrid so I have more money for ammo" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several bumper stickers. "I saw a prius w/ NH plates with bumpersticker: 'I drive a…
“I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house”
"I drive home so quick after work like I'm late for the house" is a saying that has been printed on many imaes. Some people can't wait to get home after a day's work.…
“I drive like lightning. I hit trees”
A driving joke was posted on Twitter by FunnyOneLiners on April 6, 2010: "I drive like lightening." (sic)"You drive fast?" "No. I hit trees." Twitter…
“I drive more safely when there’s food in my passenger seat than when there’s a person there”
"I drive safer when there's food in my passenger seat than when there's a person sitting there" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @MrDonaldGlover I…
“I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger seat than when there’s a person sitting there”
"I drive safer when there's food in my passenger seat than when there's a person sitting there" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @MrDonaldGlover I…
“I drive safer with really good food in the passenger seat than with a close friend”
"I drive safer when there's food in my passenger seat than when there's a person sitting there" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @MrDonaldGlover I…
“I drive so badly that when I’m driving, the GPS doesn’t speak, it prays”
"I drive so badly that when I'm driving, the GPS doesn't speak, it prays" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "I drive so badly that when I'm…
“I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol”
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying probably originated from a bumper sticker. "I drive way too…
“I dropped a bowl of fruit on my foot. Now I cranberry walk”
"Cranberry" can sound like "can barely," and there are jokes. "I cranberry walk after this drink!!!!" was posted on X/Twitter by Cory Thielen on November 22, 2012.…
“I dropped a heavy box of cranberries on my leg. Now I cranberry walk”
"Cranberry" can sound like "can barely," and there are jokes. "I cranberry walk after this drink!!!!" was posted on X/Twitter by Cory Thielen on November 22, 2012.…
“I dropped a piece of pasta off of a cliff, It was a farfalle”
"Farfalle" (also called "bow-tie pasta" and "butterfly pasta") can sound like "far fall," and there are jokes. "Why's the bow-tie pasta afraid to…
“I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn’t break. Concrete floors are really hard”
"I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break. This is probably because concrete floors are really hard" was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on February 24, 2019. The…
“I dropped everything to become a juggler”
"I had a friend who dropped everything to become a juggler" is a pun that was posted on Twitter by Jason Buck on June 23, 2009. "I dropped everything to become a juggler" was…