"I drive more safely when there's food in my…

“I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger seat than when there’s a person sitting there” is a saying that has been printed on many images.

“RT @MrDonaldGlover I drive safer with really good food in the passenger seat than with a close friend” was posted on Twitter by Marcus (and others) on August 8, 2010. “I drive safer when I got food in the passenger seat then when I do when there’s a person there” was posted on Twitter by Skyler Perkins on September 13, 2014. “I drive safer when there’s food in my passengers seat than when there’s a person sitting there” was posted on Twitter by TÆTUM on August 20, 2015.

“I drive more safely with food in my passenger seat than I do with a living person” was posted on Twitter by Prater on December 29, 2015. “I DRIVE MORE SAFELY WHEN THERE’S FOOD IN MY PASSENGER SEAT THAN WHEN THERE’S A PERSON SITTING THERE” was posted on Facebook by m not right in the head.com on May 24, 2020.

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Marcus
@marcusmarcel
RT @MrDonaldGlover I drive safer with really good food in the passenger seat than with a close friend.
7:23 PM · Aug 8, 2010·Twitter Web Client

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JustinaSunflower
@justina_moseley
I drive safer with food in my passenger seat than I do with a person. #truth
4:10 PM · Jun 12, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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James Westervelt
@Name_Romaine
I just noticed I drive safer when I have food in my passenger seat, rather if that seat was actually occupied with a person
2:47 AM · Jul 31, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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Alexisss
@AyyChrispayy
I drive more safely with food in my passenger seat than with a person. #sorrynotsorry #fatasslife
10:29 PM · Jul 23, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

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Skyler Perkins
@blaccmilk
I drive safer when I got food in the passenger seat then when I do when there’s a person there
11:26 AM · Sep 13, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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M e g h a n Cactus
@meghantess1
I feel like I drive safer when there is food in the passenger seat rather than a person.
9:18 PM · Feb 9, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

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TÆTUM
@Tatum_Strangely
I drive safer when there’s food in my passengers seat than when there’s a person sitting there.
6:08 PM · Aug 20, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

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Prater
@MattPrater10
“I drive more safely with food in my passenger seat than I do with a living person.”- My bro. haha
9:29 PM · Dec 29, 2015·Twitter Web Client

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MatPat
@MatPatGT
It just occurred to me…
I drive safer with FOOD in the passenger seat than when it’s an actual PERSON!
3:02 PM · Mar 23, 2016·Twitter Web Client

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Jst_n_avg_guy2
@Harleysdad65
I realized tonight, l drive safer when l have food in my passenger seat than when theres a person in the seat.🤦🏻‍♂️
7:46 PM · Dec 17, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
im not right in the head.com
May 24, 2020 ·
Shared by Jack Eline
I DRIVE MORE SAFELY WHEN THERE’S FOOD IN MY PASSENGER SEAT THAN WHEN THERE’S A PERSON SITTING THERE.

Twitter
The Great Deplorable Henry ♿
@hammy413
#Priorities
I drive more safely when there is food in the passenger seat than when a person is there.
12:14 PM · May 24, 2020·Twitter Web App

“I drive more safely when there’s food in my passenger seat than when there’s a person there”