“I drive like lightning. I hit trees”

A driving joke was posted on Twitter by FunnyOneLiners on April 6, 2010:
 
“I drive like lightening.” (sic)
“You drive fast?”
“No. I hit trees.”
 
         
Twitter     
FunnyOneLiners
@Funnyoneliners
“I drive like lightening.”
“You drive fast?”
“No. I hit trees.”
10:34 AM - 8 Apr 2010
 
Twitter 
Dhanti Praspani
@dhanti5694
LOL! RT @funnyoneliners: “I drive like lightning.”  “You drive fast?”  “No. I hit trees.”
10:38 AM - 8 Apr 2010
   
Twitter
Diane Yuri
@dianeyuri
(Y) but its spelled “lightning” RT @funnyoneliners: “I drive like lightening.”  “You drive fast?”  “No. I hit trees.”
10:42 AM - 8 Apr 2010
 
Twitter
Tam Sachdev
@neurosistical
“I drive like lightning.” “You drive fast?” “No. I hit trees.”
11:08 AM - 8 Apr 2010
   
Google Books
5,000 Great One Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London, UK: Biteback Publishing
2012
Pg. ?:
‘I drive like lightning.’ ‘You drive fast?’ ‘No, I hit trees.’
 
Twitter
Zongino
@Zongino
“I drive like lightning.” “You drive fast?” “No. I hit trees.”
3:43 AM - 25 Sep 2012
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
“I drive like lightning.” “You drive fast?” “No. I hit trees.”
7:31 AM - 7 Jul 2015
 
Reddit—Jokes
Him: “I drive like lightning” Her: “So you drive fast?”
submitted May 12, 2018 by MackTheGhoul
Him: “No, I hit trees.”