“Is it whiskey?”/“Yes, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank.”
A whiskey joke has been printed on many images: "Two Chinese men break into a Scottish distillery. One asks, 'Is it whiskey?' The other says, 'Yes, but not as whiskey as wobbing…
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“Is it wrong to put butter on an all butter croissant?”
What is an "all butter croissant"? And do you put butter on it? "How is it that an 'all butter' croissant is not just a big pile of butter...?" was posted on X/Twitter…
“Is Match.com a dating site for arsonists?”
"is match.com a dating site for arsonists?" is a jocular question that was posted on Twitter by peedrinkingcrapface on February 6, 2010. "Match.com ... is that a dating site for…
“Is New York called the Big Apple because everyone living there is fruity?” (2024)
It's sometimes said that the "Big Apple" (New York City) is "fruity" (gay). "New York be so fruity that it’s called the big apple 😭 I think the whole city is…
“Is raising chickens hard work?”/“It sure is. You have to work around the cluck.”
"Around the clock" is used in a chicken pun as "around the cluck." This version was printed on a 1961 newspaper: Pat: "Is raising chickens hard work?"Mike: "It…
“Is salad dressing used to cover up the taste of salad?”
Do people like the taste of salad? "is salad dressing used to cover up the taste of salad?" was posted on X/Twitter by l a u r e n 🌙 on January 26, 2015. "One of the innumerable…
“Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" is credited to the actress Mae West (1892-1980), but the saying was not in her movies, such as the frequently (and…
“Is that a custard or a meringue?”/“You’re not wrong. It’s a custard.”
A joke about the Scottish accent is: SCOTSMAN (at a bakery): Is that a custard or a meringue?ENGLISHMAN: You’re not wrong. It’s a custard. "Or a meringue?" sounds like "Or am I…
“Is that coffee I smell?”/“It is, and you do.”
A coffee joke has been printed on an image, and this form was printed in Radio Life on February 23, 1947: Husband (coming down the stairs): Dear, is that coffee I smell?Wife: It is...and you do!…
“Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?”
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" is credited to the actress Mae West (1892-1980), but the saying was not in her movies, such as the frequently (and…
“Is that you or the beer talking?” (joke)
A popular beer joke has a couple together at a pub. "I love you," says the man. "Is that you or the beer talking?" asks the woman. "It's me talking to the beer,"…
“Is that you or the wine talking?” (joke)
A popular wine joke has a couple together, sharing wine. "I love you," says the woman. "Is that you or the wine talking?" asks the man. "It's me talking to the…
“Is the left called the left because they are never right?”
"You know why the Dems are called the left? Because they are never right" was posted on the newsgroup rec.arts.tv on June 16, 2005. The saying has been said many times, usually slightly…
“Is the sex offender registry where sex offenders sign up for gifts?”
There is a very big difference between a bridal registry and a sex offender registry. "Is the sex offender registry where sex offenders sign up for gifts?" was posted on Twitter on May…
“Is the Sunday after Black Friday known as Black Sabbath?”
"Black Friday" is the Friday following Thanksgiving, a traditional start of the Christmas shopping season. It's sometimes suggested that the following Saturday or Sunday should be…
“Is the world ready for ejaculating clocks? I guess we’ll know when the time comes”
A clock joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 5, 2019: "Is the world ready for ejaculating clocks? I guess we'll know when the time comes." The joke was also posted on Reddit…
“Is there a criminal lawyer in this town?” (lawyer joke)
One of the oldest of lawyer jokes is about the criminal lawyer. A stranger comes into a place and asks, "Is there a criminal lawyer in this town?" One citizen replies, "Yes, but…
“Is there a such thing as a pasta fetish and if so please tell me it’s called fetishini alfredo”
Fettuccine (a type of pasta) isn't composed of fetishes, but there are jokes. "Fetishini Alfredo #failedmenuitems" was posted on Twitter by VCTF on November 17, 2010. "Do…
“Is there a tax I can pay to stop Covid-19, or does that logic only apply to global warming?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made many peoiple suffer in the United States, and several conservative websites wondered if it could be solved with a tax, such as the Green New Deal puts on…
“Is there a tax I can pay to stop Covid-19, or does that only work for climate change?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made many peoiple suffer in the United States, and several conservative websites wondered if it could be solved with a tax, such as the Green New Deal puts on…