"I don't even think it's possible for a…

In the 19th-century English fairy tale, “Goldilocks and the Three Bears,” Goldilocks eats some of the bears’ porridge. “I don’t even think it’s possible for a bear to cook porridge” is a popular thought.

“have you really thought about it… I don’t even think it’s possible for a bear to cook porridge” was posted on Facebook by Lin Baker on May 31, 2014. “I don’t even think it’s possible for a bear to cook porridge” was posted on Facebook by Mark Kelley on May 31, 2014. “I don’t even think it’s possible for a bear to cook porridge” was posted on X/Twitter by Heat Lifer on May 31, 2014. Authorship is uncertain.

Wikipedia: Goldilocks and the Three Bears
“Goldilocks and the Three Bears” is a 19th-century English fairy tale of which three versions exist. The original version of the tale tells of an impudent old woman who enters the forest home of three anthropomorphic bachelor bears while they are away. She eats some of their porridge, sits down on one of their chairs, breaks it, and sleeps in one of their beds. When the bears return and discover her, she wakes up, jumps out of the window, and is never seen again. The second version replaces the old woman with a young, naive, blonde-haired girl named Goldilocks, and the third and by far best-known version replaces the bachelor trio with a family of three. The story has elicited various interpretations and has been adapted to film, opera, and other media. “Goldilocks and the Three Bears” is one of the most popular fairy tales in the English language.

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Lin Baker
May 31, 2014 at 7:34 AM ·
have you really thought about it…
I don’t even think it’s possible for a bear to cook porridge

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Mark Kelley
May 31, 2014 at 9:45 AM ·
I don’t even think it’s possible for a bear to cook porridge.

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Heat Lifer
@Koopa790
I don’t even think it’s possible for a bear to cook porridge.
10:19 AM · May 31, 2014

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Rev Brodo
@BrandonDona
Geez…..is it even possible for a bear to cook porridge
5:15 PM · Jun 2, 2014

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Anshul Purohit
@On__the_Rocks
I don’t even think it’s possible for a bear to cook porridge.
6:25 AM · Jun 5, 2014

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Professor Jocular
@ProfJocular
[conceive of joke] RT .SamDeLanche: I don’t even think it’s possible for a bear to cook porridge.
1:05 AM · Jul 6, 2014

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The Entire Population of Canada
@ChefTannis
I don’t even think it’s possible for a bear to cook porridge. #childhoodkiller
11:37 AM · Dec 23, 2015

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GoHen
@gohen
You know.. I don’t think it’s even possible for a bear to cook porridge…
#SaturdayThoughts #Bears #Porridge
2:55 PM · May 18, 2019

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Phakathwayo
@NateGumede
I don’t even think it’s possible for a bear to cook porridge.
3:16 AM · Feb 19, 2023

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Phakathwayo
@NateGumede
I don’t even think it’s possible for a bear to cook porridge.
12:56 AM · Feb 19, 2024
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Billy Club
@BillyFuckinClub
I’m not even sure it’s possible for a bear to cook porridge
8:13 PM · Aug 6, 2024