“If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?”
A popular joke about "repossession" was told after the release of the film The Exorcist (1973). This joke was cited in February 1974: "Did you hear of the man who refused to pay his…
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“If you don’t pile your cabbage correctly, heads will roll”
"Heads will roll" usually refers to the heads of people (and getting rid of these people from an organization), but there are heads of cabbage jokes. "If you don't pile your…
“If you don’t program your mind, it will be programmed for you”
"If you don't program your mind, it will be programmed for you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, if you do not think for yourself, then government and…
“If you don’t program your mind, your mind will be programmed”
"If you don't program your mind, it will be programmed for you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, if you do not think for yourself, then government and…
“If you don’t realize that the human population is being systematically dumbed down, then…”
"If you don't know that the human population is being systematically dumbed down, then you may have been systematically dumbed down" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“If you don’t smell it, we ain’t got it” (delicatessen sign)
A popular sign in delicatessens in the 20th century was: "If you don't smell it, we ain't got it," African American vaudeville singer Frankie Jaxon may have added this to the…
“If you don’t stop lying about me, I’ll start telling the truth about you”
"If you don't stop lying about me, I'll start telling the truth about you" is used often in politics, usually credited to Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965) from a 1952 presidential…
“If you don’t stop lying, you’ll grow up to be a BBC reporter”
"If you don't stop lying, you'll grow up to be a news reporter" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The meme usually mentions a specific organization that the…
“If you don’t stop lying, you’ll grow up to be a CNN reporter”
"If you don't stop lying, you'll grow up to be a news reporter" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The meme usually mentions a specific organization that the…
“If you don’t stop lying, you’ll grow up to be a fact checker for Facebook”
"If you don't stop lying, you'll grow up to be a fact checker for Facebook" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The meme has been popular on conservative websites,…
“If you don’t stop lying, you’ll grow up to be a news reporter”
"If you don't stop lying, you'll grow up to be a news reporter" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The meme usually mentions a specific organization that the…
“If you don’t swear while driving, you are the reason other people on the road are swearing”
"If you don't swear while driving, you are the reason other people on the road are swearing" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you don't swear while…
“If you don’t take care of your customers, someone else will”
"If you don't take care of your customers, someone else will" is a business saying that has been popular since at least the 1980s. The origin of the saying is unknown. Management…
“If you don’t take money, they can’t tell you what to do”
American photographer Bill Cunningham, best known for his work in the New York (NY) Times, was hired in 1982 by Details, an American men's monthly fashion magazine. He didn't like what he…
“If you don’t think people are under mind control, just look at how they treat anyone who thinks freely…”
"If you don't think that Humanity is under mind control, just look at how they treat and react towards anyone who tries to think freely and be free" and "If you don't think…
“If you don’t think that Humanity is under mind control, just look at how they treat and react towards anyone…”
"If you don't think that Humanity is under mind control, just look at how they treat and react towards anyone who tries to think freely and be free" and "If you don't think…
“If you don’t understand why the Electoral College exists, you’re the reason”
"If you don't understand why the Electoral College exists, you're the reason" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The speaker believes that the Electoral…
“If you don’t use fast food napkins as Kleenex in your car…”
Many people order drive-through fast food, then use the extra fast food napkins as "Kleenex" facial tissues. "If you don't use fast food napkins as Kleenex in your car, you must…
“If you don’t vote, don’t complain”
"If you don't vote, don't complain" is an old political saying that has been cited in print since at least 1927, but appears to have been popularized in the 1940s. "If you…
“If you don’t drink liquor for breakfast on vacation, please don’t invite me”
"If you don’t drink liquor for breakfast on vacation, please don’t invite me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If u don’t drink liqour for breakfast on…