“If you don’t pile your cabbage correctly, heads will roll”

“Heads will roll” usually refers to the heads of people (and getting rid of these people from an organization), but there are heads of cabbage jokes.
     
“If you don’t pile your cabbage correctly, heads will roll’ was posted on Twitter by Conrad Hadubiak on May 5, 2013. “While at the grocery store: ‘Don’t drop that cabbage - otherwise, heads will roll!’” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on August 20, 2013. “While at the grocery store, be careful not to knock over the cabbage display. Heads will roll” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on July 12, 2022.
 
   
Twitter
Conrad Hadubiak
@ConradHadubiak
If you don’t pile your cabbage correctly, heads will roll.
(A photo is shown.—ed.)
1:16 PM · May 5, 2013·Twitter for BlackBerry®
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Aeetlrcreejl August 20, 2013
While at the grocery store
“Don’t drop that cabbage - otherwise, heads will roll!”
   
Twitter
Greg Kamp
@GregKamp
Owner of cabbage truck that overturned said of incident…“heads will roll over this one.” #joke #sarcasm
(A photo is shown.—ed.)
7:27 AM · Aug 31, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Mr. M.F.C.K.
@MFCK_58
Cabbage truck overturned during morning commute in Rochester.
“Heads” will roll….
(A photo is shown.—ed.)
#sorrynotsorry
9:17 AM · Aug 31, 2015·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
john varvir
@the_varvs
A guy dropped a thing of cabbage at the grocery store. I turned to him and said “heads will roll”. Nailed… http://tmblr.co/ZJSeaw1xrQmKD
7:06 PM · Nov 10, 2015·Tumblr
     
Twitter
ruby 👁✨🧙🏻‍♂️🌑
@timeforwizards
DRIVING HOME FROM THE GROCERY STORE IN A HATCHBACK:
[ominous thump comes from the trunk]
mom: “i think that was the cabbage…”
dad: “Heads will roll.”
10:38 PM · Dec 8, 2017·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Fareway Stores
@Fareway_Stores
While at the grocery store…
“Don’t drop that cabbage – otherwise, heads will roll!”
4:43 PM · Oct 31, 2021·Twitter Web App
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/FinalCaveat July 12, 2022
While at the grocery store, be careful not to knock over the cabbage display.
Heads will roll.
 
LaffGaff
Cabbage Display
July 22, 2022 by laffgaff
While at the grocery store, be careful not to knock over the cabbage display.
Heads will roll.