"I love social media. Back in my day, I had to insult people one at a time" is a saying that has been printed on several images (showing an aging Clint Eastwood). "ahh before social…
"Self esteem issues" is sometimes joked to be "selfie steam issues," either in a sauna/shower or by a boiling kettle. "Don’t hold your cameraphone down near a sink of hot…
"Laughtose intolerant" (laugh + lactose intolerant), for when someone doesn't laugh at cheesy jokes, is a jocular term that has been printed on many images. "I dont find that…
The term "take out" can mean several things. This was posted on Twitter by Art, from Online on March 7, 2018: "I love that 'take out' means food, dating, and murder."…
The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) was not punished for the many secretive and seemingly immoral and unethical things that it did in the 1950s, 1960s and 1970s (such as political assassinations…
"I love the smell of don't fuck with me in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I love the smell of coffee in the morning" is the usual saying.…
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" is a famous line in the film Apocalypse Now (1979). "I love the smell of possibility in the morning" is a saying that has been…
"I love the smell of socially acceptable chemical dependence in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the person likes coffee in the morning.…
Many people try to dismiss something as part of a strange time in their lives -- then they admit that it's all been strange, at all times. "I love to dismiss my horrible decisions by…
"I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money" was said by the comedian and actor Bob Hope (1903-2003) in the late 1940s and was popularized in the Reader's Digest.…
Many people believe that the term "pan-fried" is redundant. Where else would the food be fried? "'pan-fried' is a dreadfully redundant phrase... as opposed to 'fried…
The History Channel deals with a "past time," and watching it can be a favorite "pastime." This joke was posted on Twitter by 3AM on September 13, 2019, and on Reddit --…
Employees often live in fear of when a boss catches them not doing work. "I love when my boss catches me doing work" is a jocular saying of the opposite situation. "Gotta love when…
"I love you a latte" is a cute saying that has been printed on many gift items. "I love you a latte" is a valentine that was posted to alt.fan.tom-robbins in February 1997.…
"I love you a lot," to a boat owner, might be "I love you a yacht." "I love you a yacht" (or "I love you a whole yacht") is a saying that has been printed on…
"I love you like milk loves cookies" (or "I love you more than milk loves cookies") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Milk and cookies go together well.…
"I love you like the last slice of pizza" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Everyone wants to take that last slice of pizza, although politeness and courtesy often…
"I love you more than Chinese restaurants love cats" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. Many Asian-American restaurants have a "beckoning cat" figurine…
"I love you more than coffee, but not always before coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many coffee mugs. "I love you more than coffee, but not always before…
"I love you like milk loves cookies" (or "I love you more than milk loves cookies") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Milk and cookies go together well.…