“I just went into my local shop & asked for a bottle of water. Shop keeper said ‘Still water?’ I replied ‘Yeah, I haven’t changed my mind’”
A restaurant joke has a diner order water, and the waiter asks, “Still?” The waiter wants to know if it’s “still” or “sparkling” water, but the diner hears this as, “Do you still want water?”
“I went in to a resturant and asked for a glass of water, the waiter said ‘still water?’, I said ‘I haven’t changed my mind’” was posted on X/Twitter by Gavin on September 18, 2009. “@Trevornoah its like when you wanted water & the waiter said ‘still?’ & you said, ‘yes I still want water!’. 😛” was posted on X/Twitter by ASAP_Crypto on February 8, 2012.
“I just went into my local shop & asked for a bottle of water. Shop keeper said ‘Still water’ I replied ‘Yeah, I haven’t changed my mind’” was posted on X/Twitter by Jon Watson on September 21, 2018. “I was in the restaurant and the waiter asked me what I wanted to drink? I said a glass of water please. He said still? I said yes, I haven’t changed my mind…” was posted on Facebook by Cerys Leusa Davies on December 22, 2019.
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Gavin
@misterfrosty
@dbrereton I went in to a resturant and asked for a glass of water, the waiter said “still water?”, I said “I haven’t changed my mind”
6:48 AM · Sep 18, 2009
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Gavin
@misterfrosty
I asked the waiter for some water - He said “still water?” - I said “I haven’t changed my mind”
5:19 PM · Feb 14, 2010
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Martin Day
@nitramyad
I walked into the pub and asked for a water.
The barman said, “Still water?”
I said, “Yes mate, I haven’t changed my mind”.
10:34 AM · Jul 7, 2010
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ASAP_Crypto
@RASH_FERGUSON
@Trevornoah its like when you wanted water & the waiter said “still?” & you said, “yes I still want water!”. 😛
4:43 PM · Feb 8, 2012
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Stuart
@ecoLOLogist
Was in Chinese and asked for a mineral water. Waiter came back and asked “still water?” I said “Yes I’ve not changed my mind” #dadjokes
6:33 PM · Oct 4, 2014
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Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
I was on a flight and was asked what I wanted to drink. “Water”. The crew member said “Still?”. I said “Well, I haven’t changed my mind”.
http://markhaggan.com/randomness/corny-one-liners-well-it-is-friday/ #Humour #Joke http://markhaggan.com/randomness/corny-one-liners-well-it-is-friday/
1:00 AM · Jul 30, 2018
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Jon Watson
@jonboymobile
I just went into my local shop & asked for a bottle of water.
Shop keeper said “Still water”
I replied “Yeah, I haven’t changed my mind”
8:19 PM · Sep 21, 2018
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I just went into my local shop & asked for a bottle of water…
Shop keeper said “still water?”
“Yeah, I haven’t changed my mind.” I replied.
4:23 AM · Sep 22, 2018
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Jokes UK 🔞
@jokesuk
I just went into my local shop and asked for a bottle of water.
The shopkeeper said, “Still water?”
“Yeah, I haven’t changed my mind!” I replied.
8:52 AM · Sep 22, 2018
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I just went into my local shop & asked for a bottle of water…..
Shop keeper said “Still water?”
I replied “Yeah, I haven’t changed my mind”
6:06 AM · Sep 28, 2018
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Cerys Leusa Davies
December 22, 2019 at 6:45 AM ·
I was in the restaurant and the waiter asked me what I wanted to drink?
I said a glass of water please
He said still?
I said yes, I haven’t changed my mind…
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@Ffyncwraig
I was in the restaurant and the waiter asked me what I wanted to drink?
I said a glass of water please
He said still?
I said yes, I haven’t changed my mind…
6:22 PM · Dec 26, 2019
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Barry Haffenden
@BazTheHaff
I was in the restaurant and the waiter asked me what I wanted to drink?
I said a glass of water please
He said still?
I said yes, I haven’t changed my mind…
4:36 AM · Apr 7, 2020 from Ringmer, England
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THECOOP
@thecoop_discord
I ordered a water once and the waiter paused for a few seconds probably writing the order and asked, “still water?”
I said yes, I haven’t changed my fucking mind
10:42 AM · Sep 25, 2020
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@AD_PATERSON
“English tea, coffee or water?”
“Water please.”
“Still water?”
“I mean… I literally just said.”
#GOODCLEANLAUGHS
12:21 AM · Oct 7, 2022
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Ivor Biggun (I wish!)
@ThisIsSpartaCat
I went into the pub and asked for a glass of water. He said, ‘Still water?’ I said, ‘Yes, I haven’t changed my mind.’ 🤣🤣
3:42 PM · Feb 13, 2025
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Bluesky
Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
[restaurant]
waiter: would you like water?
me: yes please
waiter: still?
me: I literally just said yes
February 27, 2025 at 8:36 AM