A restaurant joke has a diner order water, and the waiter asks, "Still?" The waiter wants to know if it's "still" or "sparkling" water, but the diner hears this…
A comment about cinnamon rolls was posted on Twitter by tanner olson and went viral (over 118,500 likes): "I JUST WITNESSED A LADY THROW AWAY THE CENTER OF A CINNAMON ROLL.THE CENTER OF A…
"I've just won the 'Most secretive person 2013' award. I can't tell you how much it means to me. #sickipedia" was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia Official on July 11,…
A colander is a kitchen utensil used to strain foods. "I just yelled into a colander and strained my voice" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "I just yelled into a…
"I keep all my valuables near the front door so if a burglar breaks in during the night they won't wake me up" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony P. on September 24, 2013. "I keep…
Many people are confused by initials such as "LGBT" and "LGBTQ." A joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 28, 2019: "Every time I ask someone what the acronym LGBTQ…
"I keep hitting/pressing the space bar, but I'm still on earth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "i got a text last night that said 'madison. there…
The expression “to deal with” usually doesn’t involve playing cards, but there are jokes. "I keep imagining I'm holding an invisible pack of cards. No one knows what I'm…
"Hot sauce" is sometimes stored in the refrigerator and, yes, it is still "hot" (spicy). However, many people still wonder about the process. "If you put hot sauce in the…
"I keep pre cooked bacon in my fridge that I call 'Hurricane Bacon.' When the Hurricane hits, I put that bacon in my pocket, so if I get buried in a pile of rubble, the search dogs…
"I keep hitting/pressing the space bar, but I'm still on earth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "i got a text last night that said 'madison. there…
"Florets" sounds a bit like "Tourette's," and there have been jokes. "@funnyhumour i cant stop shouting and swearing whenever brocolli or cauliflower are on the menu.…
Peripheral vision has nothing to do with computer peripheral devices, but there are jokes. "Out of the corner of my eye, I can see a webcam and printer. It's my peripheral vision.…
Tourette syndrome shouldn't be confused with "turret," but there are jokes. "I have developed Turrets Syndrome. I inappropriately and inadvertantly shout out names of castles…
"I keep subtitles on bc sometimes I just be snackin too loud" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The crunch of potato chips can be very loud, and viewers can't hear…
"I keep subtitles on bc sometimes I just be snackin too loud" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The crunch of potato chips can be very loud, and viewers can't hear…
How can one buy a supermarket divider? The cashier keeps putting it back! "I keep trying to buy the little divider thing at the check stand and the cashier keeps putting it back. Stuck in a…
"I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me" is a popular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and bumper stickers. A version of the joke…
Post-It notes are reminders, but when they run out, how does someone remember to buy more? "I keep forgetting to buy new Post-its because I have nothing left I can use to remind me to buy new…
“Lazy rule: If ice falls, kick it under the refrigerator” is a rule about dropped ice cubes. Does the ice then become "water under the fridge" (a pun on "water under the…