“I love you to the fridge and back”
"I love you to the fridge and back" (or just "love you to the fridge and back") -- meaning "I love you a lot" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
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“I made a belt of herbs. It wasn’t useful and ended up being a waist of thyme”
"A waist of thyme" sounds like "a waste of time." "Waist of thyme" has been cited in print since at least 1981. "Did you hear about the dressmaker who wanted to…
“I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it”
Is chicken salad made "of" a chicken or made "for" a chicken? A joke is: "I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn't even eat it." The joke was posted on…
“I made a huge to do list for this weekend. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it”
A "to do" list is usually for one's self, not for others. "I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it" is a jocular saying…
“I made a killing in the stock market today—I shot my broker”
The term "to make a killing in the (stock) market" means "to make a lot of money" and dates to at least 1913. A joke with the term "market" surfaced by 1956:…
“I made a soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere. It was a broth of fresh air”
"I made a soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere. It was a broth of fresh air" -- a pun on "a breath of fresh air" -- is a joke that has been printed on…
“I made chili con carne from Scratch. I’ll miss Scratch. He was a good dog!”
Some home-cooked meals are said to be made "from scratch." "My Korean girlfriend made me dinner earlier.... a pie made from scratch. Gutted. Bloody loved that dog" is a joke…
“I made it so Jesus comes up on my laptop if I leave it alone for 5 minutes. He is my screen savior”
A "screensaver" should not be confused with a "screen savior," but there are jokes. The "screen savior" pun has been printed on many images. "Jesus is my screen…
“I made love for an hour and fifteen minutes. We turned the clocks ahead”
American comedian Garry Shandling (1949-2016) told a joke on a comedy special in 1989: ''I made love for an hour and 15 minutes. Well, it was on the day you push the clocks ahead."…
“I made some fish tacos last night. But they just ignored them and swam away”
Is a fish taco made “of” fish or made “for” fish? A fish taco joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on July 25, 2019: "I made some fish tacos last night. But they just ignored them and…
“I made some jerk chicken today. He didn’t even say ‘thank you’!”
A jerk chicken joke was posted on Twitter by T Morris (and others) on June 23, 2011: "I made some jerk chicken today. He didn't even say, 'thank you,' the tosser." Similar…
“I made some synonym rolls. They all came out looking different, but they taste the same”
"Cinnamon rolls” have been jokingly referred to as “synonym rolls” since at least the 1990s. Some jokes have it that all synonym rolls taste the same. "@drphilDONTEhue: So you think…
“I made some synonym rolls. They’re tasty, delicious, mouthwatering, delectable”
"Cinnamon rolls” have been jokingly referred to as “synonym rolls” since at least the 1990s. Some people use synonyms to describe them. "oooh…. looks delicious, delectable,…
“I make bad decisions when I’m drunk, but the sober ones haven’t been that great either”
"I make bad decisions when I’m drunk, but the sober ones haven’t been that great either" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @briangaar: I make bad decisions…
“I make chocolate disappear. What’s your superpower?”
"I make chocolate disappear. What's your superpower?" is a humorous line that has been printed on many gift items. "I can make chocolate disappear #lamesuperpowers" was…
“I make pour decisions”
"I make pour decisions" -- not to be confused with "I make poor decisions" -- is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "I make pour decisions.…
“I make serious coffee—so strong it wakes up the neighbors”
Strong coffee can wake a person up, but the neighbors, also? "I make serious coffee -- so strong is wakes up the neighbors" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many…
“I may be fat, but I identify as a skinny person. I’m trans-fat”
"Trans fat" is different from "transsexual," but there have been several jokes. “I may be skinny but I identify as transfat" was posted on Twitter on November 27, 2014.…
“I may be fat, but you’re ugly and I can diet”
"I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet" is a humorous saying that's been printed on gift items such as T-shirts, buttons and coffee mugs. The saying is similar to an…
“I may be quarantined, but my boobs have never been freer”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in home quarantines. Many women did not wear bras. "I may be quarantined, but my boobs have never been freer" is a saying that has been printed…