"I love smoothies. They're so much nicer than…

A “smoothie” drink has nothing to do with a lack of hair, but there are jokes.

“I love smoothies. They’re so much nicer than hairies” was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on May 21, 2012. The saying originated on the Sickipedia website.

Wikipedia: Smoothie
A smoothie is a drink made from pureed raw fruit and/or vegetables, typically using a blender. A smoothie often has a liquid base such as water, fruit juice, plant milk, and sometimes dairy products, such as milk, yogurt, ice cream or cottage cheese. Smoothies may be made using other ingredients, such as crushed ice, sweeteners (honey or sugar), vinegar, whey powder, chocolate or nutritional supplements, among others by personal choice.

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LeFonk
@LeFonk
I love smoothies. They’re so much nicer than hairies.
1:01 PM · May 21, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
I love smoothies. They’re so much nicer than hairies.
2:29 PM · May 21, 2012·sickipediabot

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Jad Bou Karam
@OHMYJAD
I love smoothies. So much nicer than hairies
9:50 AM · May 22, 2012·Favstar.FM

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Batman
@Bruce_TheBATMAN
I love smoothies. They’re so much nicer than hairies.
8:49 PM · Aug 23, 2014·iOS

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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I love smoothies. They’re so much nicer than hairies.
8:37 AM · Dec 31, 2015·Twitter Web Client

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Prawn_Hubb
@Cagetwiglet
I love smoothies. There so much nicer then hairies. Nerd faceUpside-down face
10:04 PM · Jul 4, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

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Maxwell Silverhammer
@maximossilver
I love smoothies.
They’re so much nicer than hairies.
2:35 PM · May 21, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/VERBERD August 27, 2020
Hmmmm, I love smoothies…..so much nicer than hairies !!