“How do dog catchers get paid?”/“By the pound.”
How do dog catchers get paid? A poem was printed in the Indianapolis (IN) News on September 15, 1064: The dog catcher, the butcher, And the carpenter, I've found,All have one thing in…
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“How do elves eat their pancakes?”/“In short stacks.”
A pancake riddle is: Q: How do elves/leprechauns eat their pancakes?A: In short stacks. The joke was posted on Twitter on June 5, 2015. TwitterMario Alberto Chavez@Supremekingj24How do elves eat…
“How do fish celebrate Christmas?”/“By hanging reefs on the door.”
A Christmas riddle is: Q: How do fish celebrate Christmas?A: By hanging reefs on the door. The reefs/wreaths pun has been cited in print since at least 2004. Google BooksCrazy Christmas JokesBy…
“How do fish lose weight?”/“They Swim-fast.”
A riddle based on SlimFast dietary supplement foods is: Q: How do fish lose weight?A: They Swim-fast. "How do fish lose weight? Swimfast" was posted on Twitter by Natasha on July 10,…
“How do fishermen get jobs?”/“Networking.”
A fishermen riddle is: Q: How do fishermen get jobs?A: Networking. The pun is that a fisherman's "networking" also involves working with nets. The joke was posted on Reddit --…
“How do flags greet each other on a windy day?”/“They wave.”
"How do flags talk to each other, they dont, they just wave!" is a flag riddle that was posted on Twitter on July 9, 2010. "Q: How do flags communicate? A: They wave!…
“How do German breads greet each other?/“By saying ‘Gluten Tag!’”
"Guten Tag!" is German for "Good day!" A popular food pun is "Gluten Tag!" "Was talking with Toby today about opening a bakery with an emphasis on central &…
“How do ghosts like their eggs?”/“Terri-fried.”
A popular Halloween ghost riddle about eggs is: Q: How do ghosts like their eggs?A: Terri-fried. The joke was printed in Boys' Life magazine in February 1985. Google BooksFebruary 1985,…
“How do ghosts obtain money?”/“Via a polterheist.”
"Polterheist" (poltergeist + heist) is a made-up word that is used in jokes. The movie Poltergeist (1982) popularized the title word. "Idea for a film: 'Polterheist' George…
“How do hedge fund workers jerk off?”/“They give it a short squeeze.”
The GameStop short squeeze resulted in this riddle on Reddit -- Jokes on January 28, 2021: Q: How do hedge fund workers jerk off?A: They give it a short squeeze. "How do hedge fund workers…
“How do hedge fund workers masturbate?”/“They give it a short squeeze.”
The GameStop short squeeze resulted in this riddle on Reddit -- Jokes on January 28, 2021: Q: How do hedge fund workers jerk off?A: They give it a short squeeze. "How do hedge fund workers…
“How do hens encourage their football teams?”/“They egg them on.”
A hen riddle is: Q: How do hens encourage their football teams?A: They egg them on. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. 20 May 2001, Sunday Telegraph (Surry Hills, New South…
“How do I like my eggs? Umm, in a cake”
"How do I like my eggs? Umm, in a cake?" is a jocular line that has been printed on posters and coffee mugs. "I like my eggs...in a cake" was cited on Twitter on April 21, 2010.…
“How do I stop eating chips and salsa? Do they run out…or do I die…or what?”
"How do I stop eating chips and salsa? Do they run out...or do I die...or what?" is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. "How do I stop eating chips and salsa…
“How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very seriously”
"How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very seriously" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The question intended an answer such as "with cream" or "with…
“How do I tell time when clocks have no ears?”
When you "tell time" you're not speaking to time, but there are jokes. "How do I tell time when clocks have no ears?" was posted on Reddit -- Shittyaskscience on March 7,…
“How do Indian restaurants stay open without their naan essential staff?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many workers deemed "non-essential" to stay at home. This has nothing to do with "naan" (bread), but there are jokes. "Can't…
“How do KFC get their popcorn chicken so shiny?”/“They use Kernel Sanders.”
A chicken riddle is: Q: Who invented popcorn chicken?A: Kernel Sanders. KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) was founded by Colonel Harland David Sanders (1890-1980). "Colonel" sounds like…
“How do KFC get their popcorn chicken so smooth?”/“They use Kernel Sanders.”
A chicken riddle is: Q: Who invented popcorn chicken?A: Kernel Sanders. KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) was founded by Colonel Harland David Sanders (1890-1980). "Colonel" sounds like…
“How do knights communicate?”/“Chain mail.”
"Chain mail" (amour) shouldn't be confused with postal service mail or email, but there is a riddle: Q: How do knights communicate?A: Chain mail. The joke was posted on Twitter by…