“How did the wine glass get home?”/“A cab.”
A cab (a taxi) should not be confused with a Cab (Cabernet Sauvignon), but there are jokes. “Went to a lovely wine tasting and took a cab home. very indulgent” was posted on Twitter on April 25, 2008. “I took a cab from the wine store. They arrested me for shoplifting” was posted on Twitter on October 25, 2013.
A riddle was posted on Twitter by dad jokes on May 27, 2018:
Q: How did the wine glass get home?
A: A cab.
Wikipedia: Cabernet Sauvignon
Cabernet Sauvignon (French: [kabɛʁnɛ soviˈɲɔ̃]) is one of the world’s most widely recognized red wine grape varieties. It is grown in nearly every major wine producing country among a diverse spectrum of climates from Canada’s Okanagan Valley to Lebanon’s Beqaa Valley
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Chaundra
@foxc
went to a lovely wine tasting and took a cab home. very indulgent
4:33 PM - 25 Apr 2008
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@bobmurrell
I took a cab from the wine store. They arrested me for shoplifting.
6:57 PM - 25 Oct 2013
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Lars T. Hugh
@DampHandshake
love getting plastered on red wine so when my family asks “how did you reach this point” i can say “i took a Cab”
12:50 AM - 15 Jan 2018
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dad jokes
@dadtellsjokes
How did the wine glass get home?
A cab
6:15 PM - 27 May 2018
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Unlimited Virals
@UnlimitedVirals
How did the wine glass get home?
A cab
6:18 PM - 27 May 2018
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dad jokes
@dadtellsjokes
How did the wine glass get home?
A cab
10:50 AM - 26 Jun 2018