“Everything’s funnier when you’re not allowed to laugh”
"Everything's funnier when you're not allowed to laugh" is a saying that's appropriate in many situations (such as government, business and schools) and that has been…
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“Everywhere You Go” (Duane Reade)
"Everywhere You Go" is the jingle/motto of the Duane Reade drugstore chain. The company name was taken from the corner of Duane Street and Reade Street in lower Manhattan, with the first…
“Evil does not exist within a gun”
The Sandy Hook Elementary School shootings on December 14, 2012 in Newtown, Connecticut, left 27 people dead and was a major national news story for weeks, prompting many people to push for gun…
“Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid”
U.S. President Ronald Reagan (1911-2004) said in a speech before the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in the Mayflower Hotel in Washington (DC) on March 20, 1981: "But from…
“Evil preaches tolerance until it is dominant, then it seeks to silence good”
"Evil preaches tolerance until it is dominant, then it tries to silence good" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, evil first wants acceptance (tolerance) and then…
“Evil preaches tolerance until it is dominant, then it tries to silence good”
"Evil preaches tolerance until it is dominant, then it tries to silence good" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, evil first wants acceptance (tolerance) and then…
“Ew, 2020”
"Ew, 2020" has been printed on many images. The year 2020 was difficult for many people, primarily because of the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. "Ew, David" is a catchphrase…
“Ew, Monday’s back”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter mouthy mom @mouthy_mom_ Ew, Monday’s back. 7:57 AM · Jun 9, 2025 X/Twitter Tha Foresaken 〽️ @Lilsennette Ew… Mondays 9:55 AM · Jun 9, 2025 · ·
“Ex-presidents are like Chinese vases—beautiful, valuable, and near-useless”
An antique Chinese vase is delicate and valuable, but it's too expensive to put flowers in it. Former Chilean President Ricardo Lagos said in 2007 that "ex-presidents are like antique…
“Exactly how long is a cotton picking minute?”
"Now wait just a cotton-picking minute!" means the same as "Now wait just one damned minute!" There is no exact measure of time. "Well, here I am. Hey, just a…
“Exaggerating what you know about football today is called superbole” (Super Bowl day joke)
A "Super Bowl" (the National Football League's championship game) with "hyperbole" might be called the "Superbole." "Outlandish exaggeration about the NFL…
“Exceptions prove the rule—and wreck the budget”
A budget often comes with conditions or exceptions. "'Exceptions prove the rule' -- and wreck the family budget" was written by newspaper columnist Olin Miller in May 1963.…
“Excited to announce that I have just about had it”
"I'm excited to announce that I've just about had it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is fed up with circumstances (such as at a job) and…
“Excited to announce that I’ve just about had it”
"I'm excited to announce that I've just about had it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is fed up with circumstances (such as at a job) and…
“Excrement living on increment”
British writer and journalist Hugh Kingsmill (1889-1949) once described the old pensioners living at a seaside hotel as "excrement living on increment." The infrequently used expression…
“Excuse me, how do I get to a hospital quickly?”/“Just stand in the middle of the road for a while.”
A hospital joke is: Stranger: "Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?"Me: "Just stand in the middle of the road for a while." That is, the person standing in the…
“Excuse me, officer, I have diplomatic immunity.*Shows International House of Pancakes loyalty card*”
The International House of Pancakes (IHOP) doesn't give anyone diplomatic immunity, but there are jokes. "The best thing about working at the International House of Pancakes? Diplomatic…
“Excuses are like armpits. Everyone has them, and they all stink”
"Excuses are like armpits. Everyone has them, and they all stink" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "All excuses are like armpits: We all have them and they call…
“Excuses are the nails used to build the house of failure”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Awaken the Greatness Within (September 6, 2017)35 Motivational Quotes On ExcusesBy Asad Meah(...)25. “Excuses are the nails used to build the house of failure.” Jim Rohn
“Excuses are the rocks where our dreams are crushed”
"Excuses are the rocks where our dreams are crushed" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. American author, keynote speaker, angel investor and entrepreneur Tim…