“Everyone talks about being a patriot until it’s time to do patriot shit”
"Everyone wants to be a patriot until it's time to do patriot shit/stuff/things" (or "Everyone say they're a patriot until it's time to do patriot…
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“Everyone talks about orange being a color and a fruit, but nobody talks about peach for the same reason”
Orange is both a color and a fruit. However, an orange is not the only fruit that is also a color. This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on May 23, 2019: "Everyone talks about orange…
“Everyone thinks politicians are corrupt, except the ones they vote for”
"Everyone thinks politicians are corrupt, except the ones they vote for" (or "Every politician is corrupt except mine" or "Every Congressman is corrupt except mine")…
“Everyone thinks they are an expert in education because they went to school”
"Everyone thinks they are an expert in education because they went to school" is a saying of unknown authorship. "It is as if everyone is an expert in education because everyone has…
“Everyone wants happiness. No one wants pain. But you can’t have a rainbow without a little rain”
"Everyone/Everybody wants happiness. No one/Nobody wants pain. But you can't have a rainbow without a little rain" is a rhyming verse that has been printed on many images. The…
“Everyone wants to be a patriot until it’s time to do patriot shit”
"Everyone wants to be a patriot until it's time to do patriot shit/stuff/things" (or "Everyone say they're a patriot until it's time to do patriot…
“Everyone wants to be a patriot until it’s time to do patriot stuff”
"Everyone wants to be a patriot until it's time to do patriot shit/stuff/things" (or "Everyone say they're a patriot until it's time to do patriot…
“Everyone wants to be a patriot until it’s time to do patriot things”
"Everyone wants to be a patriot until it's time to do patriot shit/stuff/things" (or "Everyone say they're a patriot until it's time to do patriot…
“Everyone wants to be black until the cops show up”
"Everyone wants to be black until the cops show up" is a popular saying meaning that black culture is accepted by whites, but whites wouldn't like the part where racist cops show up.…
“Everyone who confuses correlation with causation eventually ends up dead”
"Correlation does not imply causation" is a popular phase. "Every single person who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying" (also "Everyone who confuses…
“Everyone who drinks coffee in the morning is psychotic…”
"Everyone who drinks coffee in the morning is psychotic. You know what reality is and you’re still like 'Yes. I want to be wide awake for this nightmare'" is a coffee joke…
“Everyone who hates speeding tickets, raise your right foot”
"Everyone who hates speeding tickets, raise your right foot" -- that is, take your foot off the gas pedal -- is a saying that has been printed on several images. "All in favor of…
“Everyone who’s for abortion has already been born”
"Everyone who'e for abortion as already been born," said Ronald Reagan (1911-2004) in a September 1980 presidential debate. "It's a funny thing, but all those people who…
“Everyone’s an atheist until they clog a toilet at someone else’s house.—Sun Tzu”
"Everyone's an atheist until they clog a toilet at someone else house. -- Sun Tzu" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It's embarrassing to need help to…
“Everyone’s a genius until they have to use someone else’s microwave”
Many people are completely bewildered when they have to use someone else's microwave. What buttons can be used? "I hate it when you use someone else's microwave and you have no idea…
“Everything ‘free’ is paid for by someone who works”
"Everything 'free' is paid for by someone who works" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people want the government to give them "free" stuff.…
“Everything bagel seasoning is the stripper glitter of the culinary world”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Everything bagels are just glitter bombs for your kitchen”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Everything bagels are the glitter of the bagel world”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…
“Everything bagels are the glitter of the breakfast world”
An "everything bagel" has many seeds on it, and this mix has often been called "glitter" (or "Jewish glitter"). "Poppy seeds are the glitter of food" was…