“Culinary school students be like ‘Bruh I got spaghetti due at midnight’”
For culinary school students, the course work is food. There are popular jokes about this. "Culinary school students be like 'I have a gabagool due Friday'" was posted on…
“Culinary students be like damn I gotta spaghetti due at 11:50”
For culinary school students, the course work is food. There are popular jokes about this. "Culinary school students be like 'I have a gabagool due Friday'" was posted on…
“Culinary school students be like: ‘Dog ate my homework’”
For culinary school students, the course work is food. There are popular jokes about this. "Culinary school students be like 'I have a gabagool due Friday'" was posted on…
“Culinary school is the only place you can get away with saying the dog ate your homework”
For culinary school students, the course work is food. There are popular jokes about this. "Culinary school students be like 'I have a gabagool due Friday'" was posted on…
“Cookbook but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it”
Cleaning up is one part of food preparation that's often forgotten. "Cookbook but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it" was posted…
“Every recipe should start with ‘wash the dishes that are already in the sink because you’ll need some of those’”
Cleaning up is one part of food preparation that's often forgotten. "Every recipe should start with 'wash the dishes that are already in the sink cuz you’ll need some of…
“I can’t even hear well without my coffee”
Many people need a cup of coffee to function. "I can't even hear well without my coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee usually has nothing to do…
“I can’t even hear too well without my coffee”
Many people need a cup of coffee to function. "I can't even hear well without my coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee usually has nothing to do…
“I can’t even hear without my coffee”
Many people need a cup of coffee to function. "I can't even hear well without my coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee usually has nothing to do…
“Day 8 without tacos: I lost hearing in my right eye”
"Day [X{ without {Y}: Lost hearing in my left/right eye" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Eyes don't help hearing, of course. The joke is that without coffee…
“Day 12 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye”
"Day [X{ without {Y}: Lost hearing in my left/right eye" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Eyes don't help hearing, of course. The joke is that without coffee…
“Day 12 without alcohol: I lost hearing in my left eye”
"Day [X{ without {Y}: Lost hearing in my left/right eye" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Eyes don't help hearing, of course. The joke is that without coffee…
“Day 12 without chocolate: Lost hearing in my left eye”
"Day [X{ without {Y}: Lost hearing in my left/right eye" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Eyes don't help hearing, of course. The joke is that without coffee…
“Day 13 without soda: I have now lost hearing in my right eye”
"Day [X{ without {Y}: Lost hearing in my left/right eye" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Eyes don't help hearing, of course. The joke is that without coffee…
“Day 187 without sex: losing hearing in my left eye”
"Day [X{ without {Y}: Lost hearing in my left/right eye" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Eyes don't help hearing, of course. The joke is that without coffee…
“They should invent a DoorDash, but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in”
DoorDash can deliver a hot meal, but sometimes people need something after that to make their night complete. "Doordash but they come to your bedside and give a forehead kiss as they leave…
“Today would have been my birthday if I was born today”
"Today would have been my birthday if I was born today" (or "Today would've been my birthday if I was born today") is a saying -- with variations -- that has been printed…
“Today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today”
"Today would have been my birthday if I was born today" (or "Today would've been my birthday if I was born today") is a saying -- with variations -- that has been printed…
“Buying myself a little treat today because today would have been my birthday if I was born today”
"Today would have been my birthday if I was born today" (or "Today would've been my birthday if I was born today") is a saying -- with variations -- that has been printed…
“Buying something nice for myself because today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today”
"Today would have been my birthday if I was born today" (or "Today would've been my birthday if I was born today") is a saying -- with variations -- that has been printed…