Entry in progress—BP241
Entry in progress -- BP
“My toxic trait: Hmm, let me see if this food that normally hurts my stomach hurts my stomach TODAY”
Some people know that certain foods are not good for them, but they eat them anyway. This was posted on X/Twitter by Kaye Foley on May 20, 2022, and it received over 193,000 likes: "My toxic…
“There’s nothing sadder than the look on my dog’s face after he hears something hit the floor and discovers it’s only lettuce”
Dogs like to eat scraps that hit the floor in the kitchen or in the dining room. Dogs usually hope for meat. "There's nothing sadder then the look on my dogs face after he hears something…
“In need of a road trip that includes stopping at lots of national parks and breakfast diners”
"In need of a road trip that includes stopping at lots of national parks and breakfast diners" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "In need of a road trip that includes…
“Why does the cashier gotta talk so loud? Like, no, I don’t wanna donate to the children, but let’s keep that between us”
A cashier sometimes loudly asks for a donation, and it's embarrassing to say no. "WHY does the cashier at the grocery store gotta be so loud when asking if i wanna donate to the children.…
“I had a real job trying to open a bottle of Ketchup so went on the internet for some ‘open source’ information”
"Open source" information won't necessarily tell you how to open a bottle of ketchup, but there are jokes. This was posted on X/Twitter (and also on Facebook and Bluesky at about the…
“They’re making me take sexual harassment training at work even though I already know how do it”
Sexual harassment training at a workplace is training to prevent sexual harassment. It is not training on how to sexually harass, but there are jokes. "Sexual Harassment class at work... What…
“Gray hairs are stress trophies”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric Welcome to your 40’s: they’re not gray hairs they’re stress trophies. You win. 11:25 AM · Dec 29, 2023 X/Twitter Rҽɳéҽ…
“It gets worse before it gets way worse”
"It gets worse before it gets better" is a saying that has been printed on many images But what if it doesn't get better? What if it gets worse -- way worse? Bluesky Condor Puma…
“When the weather gets warmer I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable”
People often feel that the cold winter is holding them back (from things such as walking outside), but a hot summer can also hold them back. "When the weather gets warmer I will become…
“Once the weather gets warmer, I’ll be unstoppable. Unless it gets too warm. Then I’ll be stoppable again”
People often feel that the cold winter is holding them back (from things such as walking outside), but a hot summer can also hold them back. "When the weather gets warmer I will become…
“Pomegranates are so beautiful and worth the mess and maybe I’m beautiful and worth the mess too”
Pomegranates are full of seeds and are difficult to eat. This was posted on X/Twitter by @ratgirl012 on December 23, 2023, and it received over 67,000 likes: "pomegranates are so beautiful and…
“Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you”
Many people don't eat buttered toast every day, but get the urge every once in a while. This was posted on X/Twitter by Meg on January 5, 2026, and it received over 57,000 likes: "every…
“Got an order of (2) crab cakes and a friend asked if they could ‘steal one.’ Like it’s fries. Unhinged behavior”
Crab cakes usually come in an order of two. However, an order of crab cakes is not always shared, like french fries. This was posted on X/Twitter by Dan Perlman on December 15, 2022, and it…
“Ten years ago I swore I’d never drink at work again. Haven’t touched a job since”
Some people swear they will never drink at work again, and then stop drinking. A joke has this the opposite way. "Ten years ago I swore I would give up drinking whilst I'm at work. I…
“Ten years ago I swore I would give up drinking whilst I’m at work. I haven’t touched a job since”
Some people swear they will never drink at work again, and then stop drinking. A joke has this the opposite way. "Ten years ago I swore I would give up drinking whilst I'm at work. I…
“Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave”
Many people are completely bewildered when they have to use someone else's microwave. What buttons can be used? "I hate it when you use someone else's microwave and you have no idea…
“Everyone’s a genius until they have to use someone else’s microwave”
Many people are completely bewildered when they have to use someone else's microwave. What buttons can be used? "I hate it when you use someone else's microwave and you have no idea…
“There’s nothing more difficult than trying to operate someone else’s microwave”
Many people are completely bewildered when they have to use someone else's microwave. What buttons can be used? "I hate it when you use someone else's microwave and you have no idea…
“‘Be careful. That ice is slippery’—Everyone after you slip on ice”
People seem to warn about icy conditions after a person already slips. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by National Park Service on January 18, 2024: "'Be careful. That ice is…