“My mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping”
The mating call of many people is the sound of food being served. "My mating call is the sound of the microwave beeping" was posted on X/Twitter by Róisín on June 8, 2012."my…
“My grandfather poured his blood, sweat and tears into his career. Amazing man. Horrible chef”
The expression to put "blood, sweat and tears" into something usually means "effort," but sometimes it is taken literally. "My father loved to say that he always put his…
“I’m not saying I live in a rough area, but I bought an Advent calendar and all the windows were boarded up”
An Advent calendar has windows, where people can open and have a treat such as a chocolate. This is the subject of several jokes. "I had an advent calendar from Woolworths actually...all the…
“Hey, I just read your text. Do you still wanna hang out last week?”
Sometimes people read texts late. "Hey, I just read your text. Do you still wanna hang out last week?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Hey I just read your…
“May your coffee be stronger than your daughter’s attitude”
"May your coffee be stronger than your daughter's attitude" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "May my coffee be stronger than my daughter's attitude…
“May your coffee, pelvic floor, intuition and self-appreciation be strong”
"May your coffee, pelvic floor, intuition and self-appreciation be strong" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Ladies, if any of these things are failing you, please…
“I wonder what it’s like to actually have your shit together. I bet it’s glorious. I bet they let you ride unicorns”
"I wonder what it's like to actually have your shit together. I bet it's glorious. I bet they let you ride unicorns" is a jocula saying that has been printed on several images.…
“A day of worry is more exhausting than a week of work”
"A day of worry is more exhausting than a day/week of work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Work is as necessary for peace of mind as for health of body. A day of…
“A day of worry is more exhausting than a day of work”
"A day of worry is more exhausting than a day/week of work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Work is as necessary for peace of mind as for health of body. A day of…
“The sound of the fridge door opening is my mating call”
The mating call of many people is the sound of food being served. "My mating call is the sound of the microwave beeping" was posted on X/Twitter by Róisín on June 8, 2012."my…
“My mating call is the sound of an ice cream truck”
The mating call of many people is the sound of food being served. "My mating call is the sound of the microwave beeping" was posted on X/Twitter by Róisín on June 8, 2012."my…
Wisconsin: “When it’s springtime in Wisconsin…” (funny winter poem)
A funny winter poem has been said about several cold places, such as Wisconsin and Ohio. Authorship is unknown. The Wisconsin version was printed in the Boscobel (WI) Dial on April 11, 1996:…
Ohio: “It’s winter in Ohio…” (funny winter poem)
A funny winter poem has been said about several cold places, such as Wisconsin and Ohio. Authorship is unknown. The Wisconsin version was printed in the Boscobel (WI) Dial on April 11, 1996:…
“Sunday evening, winter morning, November dusk. We belong where love finds us”
"Sunday evening, winter morning, November dusk. We belong where love finds us" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is from the book Infinite Gradation (2017) by…
“Holiday anxiety is the most festive of all the anxieties”
"Holiday anxiety is the most festive of all the anxieties" was posted on X/Twitter by 🌴Sardonic Tart🌴 on December 3, 2014, and this received over 2,300 likes. “It’s almost time…
“My mating call is the sound of a fresh bag of Doritos being opened”
The mating call of many people is the sound of food being served. "My mating call is the sound of the microwave beeping" was posted on X/Twitter by Róisín on June 8, 2012."my…
“My mating call is the sound of a bag of chips opening”
The mating call of many people is the sound of food being served. "My mating call is the sound of the microwave beeping" was posted on X/Twitter by Róisín on June 8, 2012."my…
“My mating call is the sound of sizzling bacon”
The mating call of many people is the sound of food being served. "My mating call is the sound of the microwave beeping" was posted on X/Twitter by Róisín on June 8, 2012."my…
“My mating call is the sound of frying bacon”
The mating call of many people is the sound of food being served. "My mating call is the sound of the microwave beeping" was posted on X/Twitter by Róisín on June 8, 2012."my…
“My mating call is the sound of a pizza box being opened”
The mating call of many people is the sound of food being served. "My mating call is the sound of the microwave beeping" was posted on X/Twitter by Róisín on June 8, 2012."my…