“Every time I’m sore after Pilates I remember it’s what killed Jesus”
Pilates (a type of mind-body exercise) shouldn’t be confused with Roman governor Pontius Pilate, but there are jokes.
“Pilates must be pretty tough exercise if they killed Jesus” was posted on X/Twitter by 𝔅𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔰 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 on December 19, 2009. “Just complained how Pilates tired me out and my son said ’ Pilates killed Jesus’ #thingsishouldprobablyclarify” was posted on X/Twitter by Jennifer Gunn on October 14, 2012. “I did Pilates one day and I see why it killed Jesus. Wtaf so fucking hard” was posted on X/Twitter by Uncle Ari on April 18, 2024, and this received over 150,000 likes. “Every time I’m sore after Pilates I remember it’s what killed Jesus” was posted on X/Twitter by Circe on October 20, 2024, and this received over 32,000 likes.
Wikipedia: Pilates
Pilates (/pɪˈlɑːtiːz/; German: [piˈlaːtəs]) is a type of mind-body exercise developed in the early 20th century by German physical trainer Joseph Pilates, after whom it was named.
Wikipedia: Pontius Pilate
Pontius Pilate (Latin: Pontius Pilatus; Greek: Πόντιος Πιλᾶτος, romanized: Póntios Pilátos) was the fifth governor of the Roman province of Judaea, serving under Emperor Tiberius from 26/27 to 36/37 AD. He is best known for being the official who presided over the trial of Jesus and ultimately ordered his crucifixion.
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@6Batt6Fink6
Pilates must be pretty tough exercise if they killed Jesus.
6:14 PM · Dec 19, 2009
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Jennifer Gunn
@gunnerjen
Just complained how Pilates tired me out and my son said ” Pilates killed Jesus” #thingsishouldprobablyclarify
2:58 PM · Oct 14, 2012
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Mr. Lukas Kaiser
@thelukaskaiser
Pilates doesn’t just kill my triceps. It also killed Jesus.
9:35 AM · Feb 4, 2013
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Breadstrips
@Breadstrips
Pilates killed Jesus, and that’s why I don’t exercise
2:39 PM · Mar 10, 2013
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Michael Ripplinger
@mripplinger
#FavLines “Come to my Pilates class?” “No, that guy killed Jesus.”
@CornerGas
9:43 AM · Apr 1, 2016
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Will Klumpenhower
@wklumpenhower
i’m never taking a pilates class. that guy killed Jesus
11:52 PM · Aug 6, 2019
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some guy
@tackyandwilson
you want me to go to pilates. the thing that killed jesus.
9:09 PM · Dec 8, 2021
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Logan Garvey
January 8, 2022 at 12:28 PM ·
Pilates? You mean the guy that killed Jesus? No thank you.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
@RaxKingIsDead
you take pilates? like the guy who killed jesus? no thanks
6:46 PM · Apr 13, 2022
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Sidin
@sidin
If Pilates is so good for you how come it killed Jesus?
4:21 AM · Aug 2, 2022
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ThatOtherDrake Shady Facts and Tea
@DrakeNotThatOne
You’re doing Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?
11:07 AM · Mar 19, 2024
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Uncle Ari
@MazeDaMouth
I did Pilates one day and I see why it killed Jesus. Wtaf so fucking hard.
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Ace Blackwood🐆🍒 (NY Consultations OPEN)
@HipHopAndHoodoo
Apr 17
And she right too lmaooooo
10:14 AM · Apr 18, 2024
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AimHere—June 26, 2024
Joseph Pilates, the fitness guru who invented Pilates before governing Judea and killing Jesus [26 CE]
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Alexmikli
@Alexmikli1
Pilates? Isn’t that the exercise that killed Jesus?
11:52 AM · Oct 9, 2024
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Circe
@vocalcry
Every time I’m sore after Pilates I remember it’s what killed Jesus
8:25 AM · Oct 20, 2024
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drew hawkins
@WAdrewhawkins
You want me to do Pilates? The guy that killed Jesus??
4:15 PM · Oct 20, 2024
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Bryon Akerman
October 21, 2024 at 9:26 PM ·
Every time I’m sore after Pilates I remember it’s what killed Jesus.
😂😂😂
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ms rover 🎀
@girlbossexo
went so hard at pilates today like now i understand why it killed jesus
6:21 AM · Dec 18, 2024