“How many good cops does it take to change a light bulb?” (riddle)
Some people argue that there are no good cops -- and if there are a few good cops, they are powerless to change anything in the system. A joke reinforces this. " "Here's one. How…
“The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something”
'The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying often refers to the internet and social…
“This morning I coughed up a pawn, a knight and a bishop. I must have a chess infection”
A "chest infection" is not a "chess infection" and has nothing to do with the game of chess, but there are jokes. "It must be cold in Russia, I hope Garry Kasparov…
“Not sure if life is getting better or the amount of fuck I give is decreasing”
"Not sure if life is getting better or the amount of fuck I give is decreasing" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The saying was posted on an image on 9GAG on July 4, 2012.…
“The internet is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something”
'The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying often refers to the internet and social…
“They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another”
People on hold with customer service need someone to talk to. This was posted on Twitter by John Mayer on October 4, 2017, and received over 314,500 likes: "They should let everyone on hold…
“Twitter is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something”
'The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying often refers to the internet and social…
“If I could cure cancer, you’d say that I put doctors out of work” (bad press)
"If I (a politician) could cure cancer, you'd (the press would) say that I put doctors out of work" is a saying about someone who can never get honest press coverage, no matter what…
“Hey vegetarians, my food poops on your food”
"Hey vegans/vegetarians, my food poops/shits on your food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My food" means animals and "your food" means plants.…
“The Jägermeister stag is my spirit animal”
Jägermeister is a German digestif. The Jägermeister label on bottles shows a glowing Christian cross seen between the antlers of a stag. "My spirit animal is the stag. I call him…
“Hey vegans, my food poops on your food”
"Hey vegans/vegetarians, my food poops/shits on your food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My food" means animals and "your food" means plants.…
“Hey vegetarians, my food shits on your food”
"Hey vegans/vegetarians, my food poops/shits on your food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My food" means animals and "your food" means plants.…
“Grey Goose is my spirit animal”
"My spirit animal is Grey Goose" (a brand of vodka) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My spirit animal is Grey Goose" was posted on Twitter by…
“Wild Turkey is my spirit animal”
"My spirit animal is Grey Goose" (a brand of vodka) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My spirit animal is Grey Goose" was posted on Twitter by…
“Hey vegans, my food shits on your food”
"Hey vegans/vegetarians, my food poops/shits on your food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My food" means animals and "your food" means plants.…
Mustard Pizza (mustard on pizza)
Schuster's Tomato Pies on Whittaker Avenue in Trenton, New Jersey, had a banner, "The Home of the Mustard Pie." Supposedly, in the late 1970s or early 1980s, a drunk customer came in…
“My spirit animal is either Grey Goose or Wild Turkey”
"My spirit animal is Grey Goose" (a brand of vodka) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My spirit animal is Grey Goose" was posted on Twitter by…
“My spirit animal is Wild Turkey”
"My spirit animal is Grey Goose" (a brand of vodka) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My spirit animal is Grey Goose" was posted on Twitter by…
“Stay strapped or get clapped” (pro-gun adage)
"Stay strapped or get clapped" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. That is, carry a gun ("stay strapped") or possibly get shot ("get clapped").…
“Stay strapped or get clapped—Sun Tzu, ‘The Art of War’”
"Stay strapped or get clapped" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. That is, carry a gun ("stay strapped") or possibly get shot ("get clapped").…