“Happy Friday you beautiful human being”
"Happy Friday you beautiful human" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "Happy Friday you beautiful human" was posted on Twitter by Charlotte Eriksson | The…
“Oh Friday, let me hug you”
"Oh Friday, let me hug you" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "Hello Friday. Let me hug you" was posted on Twitter by David on June 3, 2011. "FRIDAY.…
“I can’t wait to get home and pour myself some dinner”
"I can't wait to get home and pour myself some dinner" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "I cant wait to get home and pour myself some dinner" was…
“Happy Friday you beautiful human beings”
"Happy Friday you beautiful human" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "Happy Friday you beautiful human" was posted on Twitter by Charlotte Eriksson | The…
“Hi Friday! I’ve been looking for you since Monday”
"Hi Friday! I’ve been looking for you since Monday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "HI FRIDAY I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU SINCE MONDAY" was posted…
“It’s Friday. I can’t wait to get home and pour myself some dinner”
"I can't wait to get home and pour myself some dinner" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "I cant wait to get home and pour myself some dinner" was…
“I can’t wait to go home and pour myself some dinner”
"I can't wait to get home and pour myself some dinner" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "I cant wait to get home and pour myself some dinner" was…
“What’s the difference between an American and a computer?” (riddle)
A troubleshooting (or "trouble shooting") riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 31, 2019: Q: What's the difference between an American and a computer?A: An American…
“Oh, you’re an anarchist? Then solve every single problem in the world right now”
Many people do not understand anarchy. They often ask anarchists silly questions. "Oh, you're an anarchist? Then solve every single problem in the world right now. Oh, you can't?…
Pfertility (Pfizer + fertility)
Pfizer has manufactured vaccines for COVID-19 (coronavirus). There were questions that these vaccines could harm fertility, and the word "Pfertility" (Pfizer + fertility) was used.…
“I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired. Today isn’t looking so good, and I’ve already used up…”
"I'm still tired from yesterday's tired" and "I'm still tired from yesterday's tired. Today isn't looking so good, and I've already used up…
“I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired”
"I'm still tired from yesterday's tired" and "I'm still tired from yesterday's tired. Today isn't looking so good, and I've already used up…
“I work with animals (...) I’m a butcher”
A joke is that a person "works with animals" -- and then it is revealed that this person is a butcher. "Best comment of the day...''I used to work with animals...Yhh…
“Why would America make the bald eagle its national bird when all they do is attack things…”
The bald eagle is the national bird of the United States. This was posted on Twitter by Jamie Woodham on September 29, 2014: "Why would America make the bald eagle its national bird when all…
“I added some Friday to your coffee. You’re welcome”
"I added some Friday to your coffee. You're welcome" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee in the morning often motivates one to get through the day's work,…
“Hey there, Friday! You sexy beast. I’ve been looking for you since Monday”
"Hey there Friday! You sexy beast. I've been looking for you since Monday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. Slight variations of the saying have been printed…
“I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 PM on Fridays”
"I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 PM on Fridays" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "I become 70% nicer after 3pm on Fridays" was posted on Twitter by Fí…
“When I finish eating something I have to show my hands to the dog, like I’m a blackjack dealer”
"When I finish eating something I have to show my hands to the dog, like I'm a blackjack dealer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The dog is looking the some food.…
“Never leave home without a hug, a kiss and an ‘I love you.’ Then remove the dog hair…”
There's a simple piece of advice about leaving home to go to work. "Never leave home without a hug, a kiss and an 'I love you.' Then remove the dog hair from your mouth as you…
“Never leave home without a kiss, a hug and an ‘I love you.’ Then remove the dog hair…”
There's a simple piece of advice about leaving home to go to work. "Never leave home without a hug, a kiss and an 'I love you.' Then remove the dog hair from your mouth as you…