“Coffee now, bourbon later”
"Coffee now, bourbon later" is a saying that has been printed on many images. TwitterDavid Voth@SexCigarsBooze#Coffee now…#Bourbon later(The saying is also shown on a coffee mug. --…
“Coffee now, work later”
"Coffee now, work later" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "work now, coffee later? or coffee now, work later" was posted on Twitter by Gregory Heller on July 4,…
“A marathon runner walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A marathon runner variation is: "A marathon runner walks into a bar. The bartender…
“A marathoner walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A marathon runner variation is: "A marathon runner walks into a bar. The bartender…
“Pheidippides walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A marathon runner variation is: "A marathon runner walks into a bar. The bartender…
“With this coffee and many, many refills…I shall overcome Monday”
"With this coffee and many, many refills...I shall overcome Monday" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "WITH THIS COFFEE AND MANY, MANY REFILLS..I SHALL…
“Vote from the rooftops”
"When all else fails, vote from the rooftops" is a saying that has been printed on many images, usually with a picture of a rifle. A person is not voting in a voting booth, but is…
“Coffee now, palpitate later”
"Coffee now, palpitate later" is a saying that has been printed on some images. Coffee gives some people palpitations. "RT @sheinedeanna: coffee now. palpitate later" was posted…
“A wise man can always be found alone. A weak man can always be found in a crowd”
"A wise man can always be found alone. A weak man can always be found in a crowd" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A wise man can always be found alone. A weak man…
MALT (Make America Like Texas)
"Make America like Texas" (MALT) is a slogan that has been printed on many images. The slogan is similar to "Make America Great Again" (MAGA) that was popularized by Republican…
“I would never survive camping. I’ve already eaten all the snacks I packed for the day…”
Some people brings snacks to work, but eat them all right away. This was posted on Twitter by Ron Iver on June 21, 2022 and received over 17,400 likes: "I would never survive camping.…
“Make America like Texas” (MALT)
"Make America like Texas" (MALT) is a slogan that has been printed on many images. The slogan is similar to "Make America Great Again" (MAGA) that was popularized by Republican…
“Denny’s is just Waffle House for people who don’t know how to fight.—Friedrich Nietzsche”
"Denny’s is just Waffle House for people who don’t know how to fight" (or "Denny’s is just Waffle House for people who can't fight") is a saying that has been printed…
“How do I tell time when clocks have no ears?”
When you "tell time" you're not speaking to time, but there are jokes. "How do I tell time when clocks have no ears?" was posted on Reddit -- Shittyaskscience on March 7,…
“Denny’s is just Waffle House for people who can’t fight”
"Denny’s is just Waffle House for people who can't fight" (or "Denny’s is just Waffle House for people who don't know how to fight") is a saying that has been…
“My friend just quit his job at BMW. He gave no indication he was leaving”
BMW drivers, it's often said, don't use their turn signals. A joke was posted on Sickipedia on February 11, 2023: "My mate quit his job at BMW. He of course gave no indication he was…
“What do you call a politician with half a brain?”/“Gifted.”
A politician riddle is: Q: What do you call a politician with half a brain?A: Gifted. The riddle was cited in the Boston (MA) Herald American on March 28, 1981. "What do you call a politician…
“God. Family. Country. Coffee”
"God. Family. Country. Coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "God. Family. Country. Coffee. With these things, all is possible!" was posted on…
“How can you tell time if clocks don’t have ears?”
When you "tell time" you're not speaking to time, but there are jokes. "How do I tell time when clocks have no ears?" was posted on Reddit -- Shittyaskscience on March 7,…
“What do you call a politician with half a brain?”/“JFK.”
A politician riddle is: Q: What do you call a politician with half a brain?A: Gifted. The riddle was cited in the Boston (MA) Herald American on March 28, 1981. "What do you call a politician…