“I’ve deleted enough Facebook posts to know that I should never get a tattoo”
"I've deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo" is a saying meaning that the speaker changes thoughts so often, something permanent (a tattoo on the…
“I delete enough status updates to know that I should never get a tattoo”
"I've deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo" is a saying meaning that the speaker changes thoughts so often, something permanent (a tattoo on the…
“I delete enough tweets and status updates to know that I should never get a tattoo”
"I've deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo" is a saying meaning that the speaker changes thoughts so often, something permanent (a tattoo on the…
“All dogs are emotional support animals. Most are just freelancing”
"All dogs are emotional support dogs" (or "All dogs are emotional support animals") is a saying that has been printed on many images. This might not be technically or legally…
“All dogs are emotional support dogs. Most are just freelancing”
"All dogs are emotional support dogs" (or "All dogs are emotional support animals") is a saying that has been printed on many images. This might not be technically or legally…
“All dogs are emotional support animals. Some are just freelancers”
"All dogs are emotional support dogs" (or "All dogs are emotional support animals") is a saying that has been printed on many images. This might not be technically or legally…
“All dogs are emotional support animals. Most are just freelancers”
"All dogs are emotional support dogs" (or "All dogs are emotional support animals") is a saying that has been printed on many images. This might not be technically or legally…
“All dogs are emotional support dogs. We don’t let them live with us because they pay rent”
"All dogs are emotional support dogs" (or "All dogs are emotional support animals") is a saying that has been printed on many images. This might not be technically or legally…
“An athlete won’t judge you for joining a gym…”
"An athlete won't judge you for working out. A millionaire won't judge you for starting a business. A musician won't judge you for trying to sing a song. It's always the…
“May your day go fast, your socks match and your underwear not ride up your ass”
"May your day go fast, your socks match and your underwear not ride up your ass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Nothing starts my day off quite like an…
“Facebook feels a lot like Group Therapy…only everyone is talking at once and no one wants to be cured”
Facebook is sometimes said to be like group therapy. "facebook walls are like group therapy.... everybody talk it out" was posted on Facebook by Isaiah Farrow on November 5, 2009.…
“Facebook is like group therapy where no one is getting better”
Facebook is sometimes said to be like group therapy. "facebook walls are like group therapy.... everybody talk it out" was posted on Facebook by Isaiah Farrow on November 5, 2009.…
“I’m going to the gym now. I’m not bragging, I just want you to know where to send the ambulance”
"I'm going to the gym now. I'm not bragging, I just want you to know where to send the ambulance" is a jocular saying that has been pinted on many images. "@Professor_Ryan:…
“Men go fishing for two reasons—either they have no wife to go home to, or they do”
"Men go fishing for two reasons -- either they have no wife to go home to, or they do" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "MEN GO FISHING FOR TWO REASONS --…
“Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons—either they have no wife to go home to, or they do”
"I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there: They have no wife to go home to ... or they do" was…
“Stop breaking treats in half and calling it ‘two treats’” (a dog’s sign)
"Stop breaking treats in half and calling it 'two treats'" (a dog's sign) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Stop cutting treats into smaller…
“Stop cutting treats into smaller treats” (a dog’s sign)
"Stop breaking treats in half and calling it 'two treats'" (a dog's sign) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Stop cutting treats into smaller…
“All dogs are emotional support dogs”
"All dogs are emotional support dogs" (or "All dogs are emotional support animals") is a saying that has been printed on many images. This might not be technically or legally…
“All dogs are emotional support animals”
"All dogs are emotional support dogs" (or "All dogs are emotional support animals") is a saying that has been printed on many images. This might not be technically or legally…
“If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?”
"If kinetic energy is converted to thermal energy upon impact, how hard do you need to slap a chicken to cook it?" was asked on Reddit -- Shittyaskscience on October 15, 2018. "If…