“British people be like ‘YouChube’”
People in some countries, such as the United Kingdom, pronounce "YouTube" like "YouChoob" or "YouChube." "YouChoob" was printed in the San Francisco (CA)…
“British people be like ‘YouChoob’”
People in some countries, such as the United Kingdom, pronounce "YouTube" like "YouChoob" or "YouChube." "YouChoob" was printed in the San Francisco (CA)…
YouChube (YouTube dialect pronunciation)
People in some countries, such as the United Kingdom, pronounce "YouTube" like "YouChoob" or "YouChube." "YouChoob" was printed in the San Francisco (CA)…
YouChoob (YouTube dialect pronunciation)
People in some countries, such as the United Kingdom, pronounce "YouTube" like "YouChoob" or "YouChube." "YouChoob" was printed in the San Francisco (CA)…
“Inventor of fish sticks: But what to call them?”/“Guy who named the meatball: What shape are they?”
Some foods have simple names. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by fredesque on September 29, 2020, and it received over 15,000 likes: "inventor of fish sticks: but what to call them guy who…
“You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?”
"You throw away my outside, you cook my inside. Then you eat my outside and you throw away my inside. What am I?" is a riddle that has been printed in many images. The answer is…
“You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between”
Many people love ketchup. THey always seem to be finishing a bottle or starting a new bottle. "There's either a full ketchup bottle in your refrigerator or an almost empty one,…
“If anyone ever tells you you put too much parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them…”
"If anyone ever tells you you put too much parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life" is a jocular saying that has been…
“January is like a giant Monday”
"January (n.) A giant Monday" and "Ugh...January. The whole month is just a giant Monday" are sayings that have been printed on many images. "January's like a giant…
“The first stage of a realistic baking show would be each contestant trying to open a jammed utensil drawer”
What would a realistic baking show (possibly on the Food Network) be like? This was posted on X/Twitter by The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈 on December 5, 2018: "The first stage of a realistic baking…
“What does a politician have to do to get arrested in this country?”
"WHAT DOES A POLITICIAN HAVE TO DO TO GET ARRESTED IN THIS COUNTRY?" (shown on an image) was posted on X/Twitter by Sheri Unfiltered™ on January 1, 2026, and this received over 12,000…
“What does a Democrat have to do to get arrested in this country?”
"WHAT DOES A POLITICIAN HAVE TO DO TO GET ARRESTED IN THIS COUNTRY?" (shown on an image) was posted on X/Twitter by Sheri Unfiltered™ on January 1, 2026, and this received over 12,000…
“Running feels awesome until you compare it to not running”
"Running feels great unless you compare it to not running" (or "Running feels awesome until you compare it to not running") is a jocular anti-running saying that has been…
“Running feels great until you compare it to not running”
"Running feels great unless you compare it to not running" (or "Running feels awesome until you compare it to not running") is a jocular anti-running saying that has been…
“Running feels great unless you compare it to not running”
"Running feels great unless you compare it to not running" (or "Running feels awesome until you compare it to not running") is a jocular anti-running saying that has been…
“Pomegranate lowkey just fruity corn”
A pomegranate has many seeds; corn has many kernels. “Pomegranate is the corn of fruit” has been cited in print since at least 2010. "This guy just called a pomegranate fruit corn…
“Do restaurants still make people wash the dishes if they can’t pay? I was thinking of treating myself tomorrow”
"LOL do restaurants still make you wash dishes if you dont have the money to pay?!" was posted on X/Twitter by Agape Love ❤️🔥 on January 16, 2010. It's entirely fictional…
“Do they still make people wash dishes at restaurants when they fail to pay? I wanna spoil myself”
"LOL do restaurants still make you wash dishes if you dont have the money to pay?!" was posted on X/Twitter by Agape Love ❤️🔥 on January 16, 2010. It's entirely fictional…
“I thought ‘clean eating’ was devouring cupcakes while mopping the floor”
"Clean eating" means cutting out junk foods. It has nothing to do with housecleaning (cleaning and eating at the same time), but there are jokes. "I thought 'clean eating'…
“New year, new me, new ingredients, better pizza, Papa John’s”
"New year, new me" is a popular January saying. "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. Papa John's" is a slogan of Papa John's, an American pizza restaurant chain.…