“Help! Someone farted and we can’t get out” (bumper sticker)
“Help! Dad farted and we can’t get out!” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. When someone farts in a car, others are trapped and have to open windows.
“Help! He’s farted and we can’t get out!” was posted on the newsgroup alt.fan.jai-maharaj on April 5, 1996. “DADDY FARTED AND WE CAN’T GET OUT!!!” was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on July 16, 1996. “Daddy Farted, and we Can’t get out!!!” was posted on the newsgroup soc.culture.vietnamese on March 28, 1997. “HELP, DAD FARTED AND WE CAN’T GET OUT” was posted on the newsgroup alt.tasteless.jokes on May 1, 1998.
“I saw a bumper sticker or actually a window decal today that I thought was great! It read as follows: Help!! Somebody farted and we can’t get out!” was posted on Facebook by Charlie Hamilton on August 13, 2010. “Bumper sticker seen on passenger van: ‘HELP Someone farted and we can’t get out!’” was posted on Facebook by Michael Prescott on October 7, 2010.
“I just saw this bumper sticker on a minivan that said ‘help! mom farted and we can’t get out’ lol gross” was posted on X/Twitter by paige on July 30, 2016. “Help mom farted and we can’t get out😂😂😂😂” was posted on X/Twitter by Frizzie (Creamy) Bordenon on October 7, 2022.
“Help! Grandpa farted and we can’t get out” has been printed on many bumper stickers. “Grandpa Farted and we can’t get out bumper sticker” was posted on Zazzle on April 23, 2018.
“I fart because it’s the only gas I can afford” is another jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “@S_P_O_O_F: I fart, because it’s the only gas I can afford” was posted on X/Twitter by Major Nine on October 1, 2011. “I fart because it’s the only gas I can afford” was posted on X/Twitter by Men’s Humor on September 8, 2014.
Google Groups: alt.fan.jai-maharaj
THE Best Bumper Stickers EVER
Michael Leary
Apr 5, 1996, 3:00:00 AM
Help! He’s farted and we can’t get out!
Google Groups: rec.humor
Crowley
Jul 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM
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DADDY FARTED AND WE CAN’T GET OUT!!!
Google Groups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Bumper Stickers!
Tuyet Pham
Mar 28, 1997, 3:00:00 AM
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Daddy Farted, and we Can’t get out!!!
Google Groups: alt.tasteless.jokes
HELP, DAD FARTED AND WE CAN’T GET OUT
duh me
May 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM
real license plate frame i saw this a.m. ....................
Facebook
Debra Myers Adams
June 4, 2010 at 7:59 AM ·
Interesting bumper sticker… Dad farted and we can’t get out!
Facebook
Charlie Hamilton
August 13, 2010 at 5:37 PM ·
I saw a bumper sticker or actually a window decal today that I thought was great! It read as follows: Help!! Somebody farted and we can’t get out!
Facebook
Michael Prescott
October 7, 2010 at 8:54 AM ·
Bumper sticker seen on passenger van: “HELP Someone farted and we can’t get out!”
X/Twitter
Major Nine
@MajorNine
“@S_P_O_O_F: I fart, because it’s the only gas I can afford.” Lmao!!
6:15 PM · Oct 1, 2011
Facebook
Barbara Loone-Ashamock
December 6, 2011 at 5:29 PM ·
I fart, because it’s the only gas I can afford. lol
Facebook
Boo F*ckem Hoo
December 16, 2011 at 6:07 PM ·
I fart because it is the only gas I can afford…....
X/Twitter
Casey James
@BustyCaseyJames
I fart, because it’s the only gas I can afford. That one is dedicated to
@EuropeDiChan
HEEHEE ;o)
11:50 PM · Jun 1, 2012
X/Twitter
Nathan & Lacy Engels
@NateBlogs
“Dad farted and we can’t get out” heist be a #dadblogger #dad2summit
(“Daddy farted and we can’t get out” is shown on a bumper sticker.—ed.)
6:00 PM · Feb 6, 2014 from Fairborn, OH
X/Twitter
Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
I fart because it’s the only gas I can afford.
3:00 PM · Sep 8, 2014
X/Twitter
Dallas Bromo
@TN_GA_Bromo
I’m behind a truck with a bumber sticker that reads, “Daddy Farted and we can’t get out!” Dear Dumb Fuck, stop.
9:02 AM · Apr 3, 2015
X/Twitter
sara
@saraolivas3
this guys bumper sticker says “help! dad farted and we can’t get out” 😂😂😂
5:03 PM · Mar 23, 2016
X/Twitter
paige
@whittenpaige
I just saw this bumper sticker on a minivan that said “help! mom farted and we can’t get out” lol gross
9:36 PM · Jul 30, 2016
Zazzle
Grandpa Farted and we can’t get out bumper sticker
Product ID: 128977067690111712
Created on: 4/23/2018, 7:40 PM
X/Twitter
Frizzie (Creamy) Borden
@ClaireE613
Help mom farted and we can’t get out😂😂😂😂
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Quartzazium
@uartzazium
Oct 7, 2022
What’s yr favorite (A car with many bumper stickers is shown.—ed.)
8:59 PM · Oct 7, 2022
X/Twitter
Katt Singer (Undead Storyteller)
@RealKSinger
Just saw a car with a bumper sticker that said ‘Help! Daddy farted and we can’t get out’ 😂😂
3:56 PM · Jan 30, 2023
Facebook
Robert Wolf
July 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM ·
Saw a bumper sticker on a car saying “I fart it’s the only gas I can afford!”