“I’m retired. Go around me” (bumper sticker)

“I’m retired. Go around me” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. Retired people don’t have work deadlines and usually take things slowly.
 
“Bumper sticker proudly displayed Friday on a late-model Crown Vic crossing the Pineda Causeway at 40 mph: ‘I’m retired. Go AROUND me’” was printed in Florida Today (Cocoa, FL) on May 10, 2006.
 
 
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10 May 2006, Florida Today (Cocoa, FL), “The Green Pen” by Tom CLifford, pg. 4G, col. 6:
It’s an earned privilege.
Bumper sticker proudly displayed Friday on a late-model Crown Vic crossing the Pineda Causeway at 40 mph: “I’m retired. Go AROUND me.”
 
Newspapers.com
20 January 2008, The Sun (Port Charlotte, FL), “Nothing But ‘Net,” Sports pg. 2, col. 2:
Bumper stickers, T-shirts or Sign
1. I’m retired, go around me.
 
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Dean Anthony Gratton
@grattonboy
Bumper sticker: I’m retired. Go around me.
1:19 AM · Mar 2, 2012
 
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Alyssa Hughes
@_AlyssaShea
This old man had a sticker on the back of his truck that said,
        “I’m retired. Go around me”
Same.
6:01 PM · Nov 15, 2017
 
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@richriker
@richriker
Did errands. Saw 2 cars with bumper stickers that said ” I am retired, go around me.”  Kind of appropriate for Cape Cod. It is like The Villages North with the older population.
12:21 PM · Apr 12, 2023