“Dog hair, don’t care”
"Dog hair, don't care" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that the speaker is a dog lover, and the dog's shedding of hair (which can get on…
“An apron is just a reverse cape”
An apron-wearing cook has been compared to a cape-wearing superhero. "It dawned on me yesterday during the gales that an apron is just a reverse cape" was posted on X/Twitter by Kinross…
“Dear Santa, beware of dog kisses” (sign)
"Beware of dog" is a popular sign. "Beware of dog kisses" is a sign that has been printed on many images. The sign became popular in 2011 and 2012. "Beware of Dog Kisses by…
“Beware of dog kisses” (sign)
"Beware of dog" is a popular sign. "Beware of dog kisses" is a sign that has been printed on many images. The sign became popular in 2011 and 2012. "Beware of Dog Kisses by…
“Once you understand why the pizza is made round, packed in a square box, and eaten as a triangle… Then will you understand women”
"Once you understand why the pizza is made round, packed in a square box, and eaten as a triangle... Then will you understand women" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Bats are just Halloween butterflies”
"Bats are just Halloween butterflies" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The painted bat is like a halloween butterfly" was posted on Reddit -- Woahdude on…
“I knew the psychic was no good the moment she accepted my check”
"I knew the psychic was no good the moment she accepted my check" is a joke that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker wrote a check on insufficient funds, but the psychic…
“V. A. Hospital—making the war your 2nd worst experience”
"V.A. HOSPITAL -- MAKING THE WAR YOUR 2ND WORST EXPERIENCE" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The "joke" is that Veterans Health Administration hospitals are…
“An apron is just a cape on backwards”
An apron-wearing cook has been compared to a cape-wearing superhero. "An apron is just a cape on backwards" is an apron saying that has been printed on many images. "RT…
“Whoever named it ‘Parmesan Cheese’ and not ‘Spaghetti Confetti’ missed a great opportunity”
Parmesan cheese is often sprinkled over spaghetti. "Million dollar business idea: Multicolored Parmesan cheese and you call it Spaghetti Confetti." was posted on X/Twitter by Lex Friedman…
“Parmesan cheese is like spaghetti confetti”
Parmesan cheese is often sprinkled over spaghetti. "Million dollar business idea: Multicolored Parmesan cheese and you call it Spaghetti Confetti." was posted on X/Twitter by Lex Friedman…
“Why do humans need jobs why can’t i just exist & make art and chill with my cat”
"why do humans need jobs why can’t i just exist & make art and chill with my cat" was posted on X/Twitter by juno on Januay 26, 2021. This account is no longer on X/Twitter.…
“Why do humans need jobs why can’t I just sit on a beach with my tits out and stare into the ocean until i die”
"why do humans need jobs why can’t i just exist & make art and chill with my cat" was posted on X/Twitter by juno on Januay 26, 2021. This account is no longer on X/Twitter.…
“Roundabouts are the communism of traffic control systems”
Many people do not like roundabouts, even comparing them to communism. "Roundabouts are like Communism and the metric system, they work on paper and in europe but put 'em in America and…
“Roundabouts are a communist plot”
Many people do not like roundabouts, even comparing them to communism. "Roundabouts are like Communism and the metric system, they work on paper and in europe but put 'em in America and…
“Roundabouts are the communism of road structures”
Many people do not like roundabouts, even comparing them to communism. "Roundabouts are like Communism and the metric system, they work on paper and in europe but put 'em in America and…
“Halloween is right around the corner. You can tell because all the stores are decked out for Christmas”
Stores often display December's Christmas items even before Halloween -- in October. American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, and television host Stephen Colbert…
“In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant & filled with darkness”
"In honor of the fall equinox I will also be cold, distant & filled with darkness" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Doth on Septembe 23, 2019, and this received over 7,300…
“Low battery. Need more coffee”
"Low battery. Need coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Low battery / need coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Cris Manuchakian on September 22, 2009.…
“Low battery. Need beer”
"Low battery. Need coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Low battery / need coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Cris Manuchakian on September 22, 2009.…