Iron Lady (Eiffel Tower nickname)
"Iron Lady" ("La dame de fer" in French) is the popular nickname of the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France. Although the Eiffel Tower was opened in 1889, the "Iron Lady"…
“Life always looks better on a Saturday”
"Life always looks better on a Saturday" is a Saturday saying that has been printed on many images. ("Life always looks better on a Saturday" (shown on an illustration) was…
“It’s called summer water. It’s just like regular water, but it has beer in it”
“Spring water” is known, but what is “summer water”? "It's called summer water. It's just like regular water, but it has beer in it" is a saying that has been printed on…
“Do you buy your greeting cards at the dollar store or are you a gazillionaire?”
Many people save money by going to a dollar store to buy greeting cards. "Yep we have the Dollar Store and a few others. Best place to buy greeting cards" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Trees are just broccoli for giants”
Broccoli looks like little trees. "Trees are broccoli for giants" was posted on X/Twitter by Brandon Floyd on January 16, 2011. "What if trees are just broccoli for giants" was…
“Rich people splurging: ‘Fuck it, I’II buy a yacht.’ Me splurging: ‘Fuck it, I’m getting an appetizer’”
Some people go to a restaurant and decide to "splurge" by ordering an appetizer. A rich person's "splurge" is quite different. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by 🇭🇹…
“I’m white but I use seasonings, so I’m cau-cajun”
"I'm white but I use seasonings, so I'm cau-cajun👨🏻🍳" was posted on Facebook by Jason Poindexter on October 25, 2022. "Cau-cajun" is a pun on…
“About four minutes into any run I decide to work on my personality instead”
"About four minutes into my run, I've decided I want to work on my personality instead" is a joke that was posted on printed on many images. "I'll never look like that so…
“About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead”
"About four minutes into my run, I've decided I want to work on my personality instead" is a joke that was posted on printed on many images. "I'll never look like that so…
“I avoid Twitter drama by being unpopular”
"I avoid Twitter drama by being unpopular" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Man of Letters on December 17, 2021, and again on X/Twitter on June 20, 2024. The joke implies that…
“Keep your friends close and your onion rings closer”
"Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer" is a jocular saying.. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying from the film The Godfather Part…
“Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer”
"Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer" is a jocular saying.. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying from the film The Godfather Part…
“Sometimes words aren’t enough and that’s why we have middle fingers and tequila”
"Sometimes words aren't enough and that's why we have middle fingers and tequila" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes words aren't enough...…
“Predictive text really gets my toga”
"Predictive text really gets my toga" was posted on Facebook by Neil Davis on April 6, 2012. "I feckin hate predictive text it really gets my toga up!! ;@)" was posted on…
“If I share my food with you, it’s either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don’t want it”
"If I share my food with you, it’s either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don’t want it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Keep your friends close and your waffle fries closer”
"Keep your friends close and your (french) fries closer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying…
“Keep your friends close and your curly fries closer”
"Keep your friends close and your (french) fries closer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying…
“Keep your friends close and your fries closer”
"Keep your friends close and your (french) fries closer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying…
“Sometimes it’s you and your coffee against the world”
"Sometimes it's you and your coffee against the world" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying is unknown. "Sometimes it’s you and…
“Keep your friends close and your french fries closer”
"Keep your friends close and your (french) fries closer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying…