“Music is just loud math”
Music and math have many connections. It's sometimes said that "music is just math out loud" or that "music is just loud math." “Music is just math out loud" was…
“Music theory is just loud math”
Music and math have many connections. It's sometimes said that "music is just math out loud" or that "music is just loud math." “Music is just math out loud" was…
“Music is just really loud math”
Music and math have many connections. It's sometimes said that "music is just math out loud" or that "music is just loud math." “Music is just math out loud" was…
“Music is just math out loud”
Music and math have many connections. It's sometimes said that "music is just math out loud" or that "music is just loud math." “Music is just math out loud" was…
“The best thing about eating healthy food is all the incredible food you eat an hour later because you’re so hungry…”
Many people try to eat healthy, but then get hungry an hour later and eat what they usually do. This was posted on X/Twitter by Boyd's Backyard™ on Apil 27, 2015, and it received over 1,100…
“My tummy hurts and I’m mad at the government”
"My tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My tummy hurts" became a meme in 2019 and 2020. "my tummy hurts...…
“If you’re Italian and put ranch dressing on your pizza, you’re legally obligated to remove the vowel from the end of your last name”
Many Italians consider it to be culinary sacrilege when Americans put ranch dressing on pizza. "People who put ranch on pizza and other Italian centric meals are not people you wanna trust…
“People that put ranch on pizza are the same people that clap when a plane lands”
Many Italians consider it to be culinary sacrilege when Americans put ranch dressing on pizza. "People who put ranch on pizza and other Italian centric meals are not people you wanna trust…
“The only dangerous minority is the rich”
"The only dangerous minority is the rich" (or "The rich are the only dangerous minority") is an anti-capitalist saying that has been printed on many images. "One side says…
“The rich are the only dangerous minority”
"The only dangerous minority is the rich" (or "The rich are the only dangerous minority") is an anti-capitalist saying that has been printed on many images. "One side says…
“US foreign aid spending is like watering the neighbor’s yard while your house is on fire”
Thomas Massie (a Republican Congressman from Kentucky) criticized House Speaker Mike Johnson's giving foreign aid to places such as Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan. Massie posted this on X/Twitter…
“Diplomacy—The art of keeping the enemy talking until your archers are in range”
"Diplomacy -- The art of keeping the enemy talking until your archers are in range" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Diplomacy: The art of saying, 'Nice…
“America’s not perfect but in times of crisis, our political leaders set aside their differences and ask: ‘What’s the least amount of aid we can provide…?’”
It's often said that the two major American political parties (Democrats and Republicans) fight each other, but in times of crisis, they set aside their differences for the sake of the…
“Making billions in profits while your workers can’t afford housing or groceries is not called success, it’s called exploitation”
A meme (told two slightly different ways) states that capitalism exploits workers. "BILLIONS IN PROFITS WHILE YOUR WORKERS CAN'T AFFORD HOUSING OR GROCERIES ISN'T SUCCESS,…
“When I have to fill out a form asking who to call in case of an emergency, I always write an ambulance…”
Many forms ask who to call in case of an emergency. "Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, 'An…
“A scintilla and an iota walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A scintilla and an iota have a version of this. "A scintilla and an iota walk into a…
“Billions in profits while your workers can’t afford housing or groceries isn’t success, that’s called exploitation”
A meme (told two slightly different ways) states that capitalism exploits workers. "BILLIONS IN PROFITS WHILE YOUR WORKERS CAN'T AFFORD HOUSING OR GROCERIES ISN'T SUCCESS,…
“*trips over crack in sidewalk* [under breath] parkour”
Not every experience in an urban environment can be credited as "parkour." This joke was posted on X/Twitter by 🤷🏼♂️ on Febuay 1, 2018: *trips over crack in sidewalk* [under…
“Diplomacy—The art of keeping them talking until your snipers are in range”
"Diplomacy -- The art of keeping the enemy talking until your archers are in range" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Diplomacy: The art of saying, 'Nice…
“Diplomacy—The art of saying, ‘nice doggy’ until your sniper gets the range”
"Diplomacy -- The art of keeping the enemy talking until your archers are in range" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Diplomacy: The art of saying, 'Nice…