“The smell of coffee in the morning is the best alarm clock”
"Isn't the smell of coffee the best alarm clock?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The smell of coffee is the best alarm clock" was posted on Twitter by…
“The smell of coffee is the best alarm clock”
"Isn't the smell of coffee the best alarm clock?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The smell of coffee is the best alarm clock" was posted on Twitter by…
“Isn’t the smell of coffee the best alarm clock?”
"Isn't the smell of coffee the best alarm clock?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The smell of coffee is the best alarm clock" was posted on Twitter by…
“Amazon trucks should play a song just like the ice cream trucks do”
Amazon trucks do not play jingles like ice cream trucks, but some people think they should. "Amazon trucks should play a lil song so we know they’re coming" (or "Amazon trucks…
“Amazon trucks should play a lil song so we know they’re coming”
Amazon trucks do not play jingles like ice cream trucks, but some people think they should. "Amazon trucks should play a lil song so we know they’re coming" (or "Amazon trucks…
“Amazon trucks should play a jingle so we know they’re coming”
Amazon trucks do not play jingles like ice cream trucks, but some people think they should. "Amazon trucks should play a lil song so we know they’re coming" (or "Amazon trucks…
“Why did the teacher jump in the pool?”/“She wanted to test the water.”
"Test the water" usually means to see if the water is too hot or cold to swim in. There is a popular joke involving teachers. "Q: Why did the teacher go to the beach? A: He wanted to…
“Why did the teacher go to the beach?”/“To test the water.”
"Test the water" usually means to see if the water is too hot or cold to swim in. There is a popular joke involving teachers. "Q: Why did the teacher go to the beach? A: He wanted to…
“Why did the teacher jump in the lake?”/“She wanted to test the waters.”
"Test the water" usually means to see if the water is too hot or cold to swim in. There is a popular joke involving teachers. "Q: Why did the teacher go to the beach? A: He wanted to…
“Salad dressing is just lettuce sauce”
Salad dressing has sometimes been called "leaf sauce" and "lettuce sauce." "Gabriel logic: Salad dressing = lettuce sauce. Makes sense to me" was posted on Twitter by…
“Salad dressing is just leaf sauce”
Salad dressing has sometimes been called "leaf sauce" and "lettuce sauce." "Gabriel logic: Salad dressing = lettuce sauce. Makes sense to me" was posted on Twitter by…
“Restaurants place drinks on the last page of the menu, but drinks are ordered first”
Most restaurants list drinks of the last page of a menu, but drink orders are usually taken first. "Drinks are the first things you order in a restaurant. Why are they always on the last page…
“My résumé is just a list of jobs I never want to do again”
"My résumé is just a list of things I (really) never want to do again" (or "My résumé is basically a list of things I hate to do") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“My résumé is basically a list of things I hate to do”
"My résumé is just a list of things I (really) never want to do again" (or "My résumé is basically a list of things I hate to do") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“My résumé is just a list of things I really never want to do again”
"My résumé is just a list of things I (really) never want to do again" (or "My résumé is basically a list of things I hate to do") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“My résumé is just a list of things I never want to do again”
"My résumé is just a list of things I (really) never want to do again" (or "My résumé is basically a list of things I hate to do") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“This home runs on coffee, wine & Amazon Prime”
"This house runs on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime" (also "This mom runs on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime," "I run on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime" and "Coffee,…
“This house runs on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime”
"This house runs on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime" (also "This mom runs on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime," "I run on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime" and "Coffee,…
“This home runs on love, laughter and lots of strong coffee
"Our/This family/home/house/classroom/office/place runs on love, laughter and lots of strong coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "This home runs on love,…
“Runnin’ on coffee, wine & Amazon Prime”
"This house runs on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime" (also "This mom runs on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime," "I run on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime" and "Coffee,…