“Democrats haven’t been this mad since Lincoln freed the slaves”
"I haven’t seen Democrats this mad since Republicans freed their slaves" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The saying, in several forms, became popular with…
“Barbers. You have to take your hat off to them”
The expression "you have to take your hat off to them" means that you've got to give them praise and credit. Some jokes. however, take the expression literally. "Hairdressers:…
“Hairdressers: You’ve got to take your hat off to them”
The expression "you have to take your hat off to them" means that you've got to give them praise and credit. Some jokes. however, take the expression literally. "Hairdressers:…
“Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes? Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over”
A joke about Groundhog Day and the movie Groundhog Day (1993) was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on February 2, 2015: "Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes? Because I keep hearing the same…
“Passionfruit implies the existence of indifferencevegetable”
Passion fruit seemingly implies the existence of other less-passionate food. "Passionfruit implies the existence of apathy fruit" was posted on X/Twitter by Sansevieria Laurentii on…
“Passion fruit implies the existence of apathy fruit”
Passion fruit seemingly implies the existence of other less-passionate food. "Passionfruit implies the existence of apathy fruit" was posted on X/Twitter by Sansevieria Laurentii on…
“Passion fruit implies the existence of ambivalence fruit”
Passion fruit seemingly implies the existence of other less-passionate food. "Passionfruit implies the existence of apathy fruit" was posted on X/Twitter by Sansevieria Laurentii on…
“Passionfruit implies the existence of ennuifruit”
Passion fruit seemingly implies the existence of other less-passionate food. "Passionfruit implies the existence of apathy fruit" was posted on X/Twitter by Sansevieria Laurentii on…
“Shortbread implies the existence of tallbread”
There is "shortbread," so many people believe thee should be "longbread" and "tallbread." "shortbread implies the existence of longbread,,,where is it,,,the…
“Kill your enemies with kindness. If that doesn’t work, try absolutely everything else until you succeed”
"Kill your enemies with kindness" is a saying that means to try kindness to win your enemies over to your side. It doesn't mean that kindness is a method to actually kill your…
“Kill your enemies with kindness. If that doesn’t work, try a knife”
"Kill your enemies with kindness" is a saying that means to try kindness to win your enemies over to your side. It doesn't mean that kindness is a method to actually kill your…
“Six-star hotels are overrated”
Most hotels are rated on a five-star system, with five stars being the highest rating. A joke is that a 6-star hotel or a 7-star hotel is "overrated." "6-star hotels are…
“6-star hotels are overrated”
Most hotels are rated on a five-star system, with five stars being the highest rating. A joke is that a 6-star hotel or a 7-star hotel is "overrated." "6-star hotels are…
“7-star hotels are overrated”
Most hotels are rated on a five-star system, with five stars being the highest rating. A joke is that a 6-star hotel or a 7-star hotel is "overrated." "6-star hotels are…
“Conclusion: Science was made for cats” (joke)
"Lasers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to play with cats. Computers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to look at cats. Conclusion: Science…
“Lasers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to play with cats”
"Lasers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to play with cats. Computers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to look at cats. Conclusion: Science…
“Computers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to look at cats”
"Lasers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to play with cats. Computers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to look at cats. Conclusion: Science…
“You think you have self-control until they bring the chips and salsa”
Mexican restaurants serve complimentary chips and salsa before the meal, and many people can't stop eating them. "You never realize how little self control you have until chips and salsa…
“Life without Mexican food is no life at all”
"Life without Mexican food is like no life at all" (or "Life without Mexican food is no life at all") is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "LIFE WITHOUT…
“Life without Mexican food is like no life at all”
"Life without Mexican food is like no life at all" (or "Life without Mexican food is no life at all") is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "LIFE WITHOUT…