“Him: Did you adopt your dog? Me: No, he’s my biological dog.”
"Just got asked 'did you adopt your dog?' What a dumb question because it's not my biological dog son so yes he's adopted" was posted on X/Twitter by Keith on October…
“Did you adopt your dog?”/“No, he’s my biological dog.”
"Just got asked 'did you adopt your dog?' What a dumb question because it's not my biological dog son so yes he's adopted" was posted on X/Twitter by Keith on October…
“No matter who you vote for, the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor and the bombs never stop”
"No matter who you vote for, the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor and the bombs never stop" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "No matter who you vote for, the rich…
“No matter who you vote for, the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor and the wars never end”
"No matter who you vote for, the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor and the bombs never stop" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "No matter who you vote for, the rich…
“No matter who you vote for the bombs won’t stop”
"No matter who you vote for, the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor and the bombs never stop" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "No matter who you vote for, the rich…
“No matter who you vote for, the rich get richer, the poor get poorer and the bombs never stop falling”
"No matter who you vote for, the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor and the bombs never stop" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "No matter who you vote for, the rich…
“From the Big Orange to the Big Apple” (Saturday Night Live film short, 1977)
"From the Big Orange to the Big Apple" is a home movie (film short) that aired on the television show Saturday Night Live on February 26, 1977. American actress, comedian and writer Lily…
“No matter who you vote for, the debt keeps rising and the bombs keep dropping”
"No matter who you vote for, the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor and the bombs never stop" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "No matter who you vote for, the rich…
“Don’t like that ciabatta bread was invented in 1982. That’s too late for them to be inventing new types of bread”
Bread is an ancient food, and many people are surprised to learn that ciabatta bread was invented in 1982. This was posted on X/Twitter by DΔΠTE on April 23, 2024, and it received over 56,000…
“Eating popcorn happens in two distinct phases- phase one is eating the kernels one at a time in a civilized manner ...”
A comment about the ways to eat popcorn was post on X/Twitter by Ron Iver on January 14, 2021, and this received over 4,600 likes: "Eating popcorn happens in two distinct phases- phase one is…
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Entry in progress -- BP
“I don’t care what I’m cooking. It’s going in the oven at 350 degrees for 25 min”
Entry in pcogress -- BP Facebook All You Can Eat March 26, 2016 at 10:16 PM · 🤣👏 ("I don't care what I'm cooking. It's going in the oven at 350 degrees for 25 min"…
“If you love milk chocolate, but don’t like dark chocolate, you actually like sugar more than chocolate”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter reddit bot @thejerrys_bot If you love milk chocolate, but don’t like dark chocolate, you actually like sugar more than chocolate. 9:35 PM · May 22, 2019
“The way Pop-Tart icing holds up in the toaster is both oddly fascinating and unsettling”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twittev yeah ok @poutinesmoothie The way Pop-Tart icing holds up in the toaster is both oddly fascinating and unsettling. 10:25 AM · Mar 23, 2025
“There should be a super morose font called tragic sans just to balance things out”
Comic Sans is a sans-serif typeface. The "comic" name seemingly implies other names. "RT @XaiaX: The name “Comic Sans” implies there’s a serif version was posted on X/Twitter…
“Comic Sans implies the existence of Comic Serif”
Comic Sans is a sans-serif typeface. The "comic" name seemingly implies other names. "RT @XaiaX: The name “Comic Sans” implies there’s a serif version was posted on X/Twitter…
“Comic Sans implies the existence of Comic Avec”
Comic Sans is a sans-serif typeface. The "comic" name seemingly implies other names. "RT @XaiaX: The name “Comic Sans” implies there’s a serif version was posted on X/Twitter…
“I’ve just got a voucher for some gingerbread cake traditionally made with oatmeal and black treacle. It’s a Parkin ticket”
"Parkin" (a gingerbread cake traditionally made with oatmeal and black treacle) has nothing to do with "parking," but there are jokes. "The traffic warden slapped a treacle…
“It blows my mind there are so many songs about love, but seemingly none about mozzarella sticks”
"It blows my mind there are so many songs about love, but seemingly none about mozarella sticks" (shown on an image) was posted on X/Twitter and Facebook by Dad Talk Today on March 24,…
“I need coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying to talk to me”
"I'm not a morning person. I drink coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying to talk to me" (or "I need coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying…