Eggflation (eggs + inflation)
"Eggflation" is a portmanteau from the words "eggs" and "inflation." Avian influenza (bird flu) often causes the price of eggs to go higher. "EggFlation" was…
“I asked the waiter if I could get 48 pancakes on a single plate. He said he wasn’t sure, that’s a pretty tall order”
The phrase "a tall order" usually means a difficult task, but sometimes it also means literally a tall order. This was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on November 18, 2023: "I asked the…
“Overbrewing tea has a steep penalty”
A "steep" penalty means a great (large and significant) penalty. This has nothing to do with "steeping," but there are jokes. "TG there's a steep penalty to be paid…
“What do you call a tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorist?”/“The Alluminati.”
"Tin foil hat" can describe someone who believes in conspiracy theories; the hat itself is usually aluminum foil. "Alluminati" is a portmanteau of "aluminum" and…
Alluminati (aluminum + Illuminati)
"Tin foil hat" can describe someone who believes in conspiracy theories; the hat itself is usually aluminum foil. "Alluminati" is a portmanteau of "aluminum" and…
“If you ever have trouble opening a bottle of champagne. My advice, hit it with a ship. I’ve seen people do that. It works”
A ship is often christened by breaking a sacrificial bottle of champagne over the bow. "If you ever have trouble opening a bottle of champagne. My advice, hit it with a ship. I've seen…
“Evil preaches tolerance until it is dominant, then it seeks to silence good”
"Evil preaches tolerance until it is dominant, then it tries to silence good" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, evil first wants acceptance (tolerance) and then…
“Me: I’m impressed you got us court side seats. My lawyer: I hope they find you guilty”
Getting "court side seats" at a basketball court is usually very good. Getting "court side seats" at a court of law, at one's own trial, is not so good. This joke was…
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Tariffgeddon (tariff + Armageddon)
"Tariffgeddon" (tariff + Armageddon) is a portmanteau word to describe the chaos following the imposing of tariffs the start of a trade war. "This piece I did on the money and other…
“Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies”
Does an adult eat cookies for breakfast? This was posted on X/Twitter by Darla on April 18, 2016, and it received over 700 likes: "Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast,…
“I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising”
Many people do not love exercising. "I hate exercising as much as I love not exercising" was posted on X/Twitter by Official Jon Lajoie on July 31, 2013. "I wish I loved exercising…
“I hate exercising as much as I love not exercising”
Many people do not love exercising. "I hate exercising as much as I love not exercising" was posted on X/Twitter by Official Jon Lajoie on July 31, 2013. "I wish I loved exercising…
“Not everything has to be aesthetic. Sometimes your oatmeal can just look like cement. It’s fine”
Oatmeal can look like cement. "I will never eat oatmeal in my life that shit look like a pile of hot cement" was posted on X/Twitter by Derek Oliver ™ on July 8, 2011. "Why the…
“Believing that a small group of billionaires are suddenly working tirelessly for the benefit of the working class really does require a spectacular level of stupid”
"YOU ELECTED A BILLIONAIRE THAT IS APPOINTING OTHER BILLIONAIRES TO FIX THE SYSTEM THAT MADE THEM BILLIONAIRES? YOU'RE A SPECIAL KIND OF STUPID AREN'T YOU?" (shown on an image)…
“It takes an extraordinary level of naïveté to believe that a small group of billionaires is tirelessly working to protect the interests of the working class”
"YOU ELECTED A BILLIONAIRE THAT IS APPOINTING OTHER BILLIONAIRES TO FIX THE SYSTEM THAT MADE THEM BILLIONAIRES? YOU'RE A SPECIAL KIND OF STUPID AREN'T YOU?" (shown on an image)…
“If you elected a billionaire who’s appointing other billionaires to fix the system that made them billionaires, you must be a special kind of stupid”
"YOU ELECTED A BILLIONAIRE THAT IS APPOINTING OTHER BILLIONAIRES TO FIX THE SYSTEM THAT MADE THEM BILLIONAIRES? YOU'RE A SPECIAL KIND OF STUPID AREN'T YOU?" (shown on an image)…