“If a hot girl messages you about crypto, block him”
"If a hot girl DMs/messages/texts you about crypto, block him" is a jocular saying. That is, it's a scam--and the person sending the message is not a hot girl, but a man. "If a…
“Imagine being drunk as a vegan you gotta come home and eat some celery sticks”
Cured meats are eaten by some people as a hangover cure. This was posted on X/Twitter by Chase on February 12, 2020, and received over 238,000 likes: "imagine being drunk as a vegan you gotta…
“Long story short… I need $1M”
"Long story short... I need $1M" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "long story short… i need $1M" was posted on X/Twitter by mamas on July 9, 2021, and this…
“‘ur password is weak’ well so is my memory so plz let me keep it”
"'Your password is weak' well so is my memory so plz let me keep it" is a computer joke that has been printed on many images. There are several slight variations.…
“Can someone fix bacon packaging? This has gone on long enough”
"Can someone fix bacon packaging? This has gone on long enough" (or "Can someone please fix bacon packaging? There has to be a better way") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Can someone please fix bacon packaging? There has to be a better way”
"Can someone fix bacon packaging? This has gone on long enough" (or "Can someone please fix bacon packaging? There has to be a better way") is a saying that has been printed on…
“You’d think the crescent roll’s packages would have a warning like: May blow your hand off if opened correctly”
Crescent roll packaging can open with a pop. This was posted on X/Twitter by VoiceOfReason on April 9, 2002: "You'd think the crescent roll's packages would have a warning like: May…
Controligarch (control + oligarch)
"Controligarch" (control + oligarch) and "controligarchy" (control + oligarchy) are portmanteau words that was popularized in the book Controligarchs: Exposing the billionaire…
“Stop blaming yourself and others. Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture”
"Stop blaming yourself and/or others. Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "stop blaming others for the bad things that…
“Stop blaming yourself or others. Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture”
"Stop blaming yourself and/or others. Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "stop blaming others for the bad things that…
“Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets”
"Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Facebook by Illumi on…
“Why couldn’t the elephant use the computer?”/“He was afraid of the mouse.”
"Elephants are scare of mice" is a popular belief. This is used in several riddles (with slight variations) about a computer "mouse." "Why couldnt the elephant use the…
“Why can’t elephants use computers?”/“Because they’re scared of the mouse.”
"Elephants are scare of mice" is a popular belief. This is used in several riddles (with slight variations) about a computer "mouse." "Why couldnt the elephant use the…
“BeerGasm [noun] that little rush you feel after the first sip of a good beer”
"Beergasm" is a portmanteau of the words "beer" and "orgasm." "How do you describe the sensations of an ice cold beer drunk under the conditions in which I found…
“BEERGASM The Climactic Moment when you take the first sip at the end of the day”
"Beergasm" is a portmanteau of the words "beer" and "orgasm." "How do you describe the sensations of an ice cold beer drunk under the conditions in which I found…
Beergasm (beer + orgasm)
"Beergasm" is a portmanteau of the words "beer" and "orgasm." "How do you describe the sensations of an ice cold beer drunk under the conditions in which I found…
“Coffee: Keeping other people safe since I had my first cup”
"Coffee!! Keeping stupid people safe since I got up this morning" and "Coffee: Keeping other people safe since I had my first cup" are coffee sayings that have been printed on…
“Honk if you think I’m sexy” (bumper sticker)
"Honk if you think I'm sexy" bumper stickers have been cited in print since at least 1997. "I have a bumper sticker that says 'Honk if you think I'm sexy.' Then…
“Coffee!! Keeping stupid people safe since I got up this morning”
"Coffee!! Keeping stupid people safe since I got up this morning" and "Coffee: Keeping other people safe since I had my first cup" are coffee sayings that have been printed on…
“I have a bumper sticker that says ‘Honk if you think I’m sexy’...” (joke)
"Honk if you think I'm sexy" bumper stickers have been cited in print since at least 1997. "I have a bumper sticker that says 'Honk if you think I'm sexy.' Then…