“White chocolate is not chocolate”
Many people insist that white chocolate is not chocolate. White chocolate is made of sugar, milk, and cocoa butter, but no cocoa solids.
“Keep in mind that White Chocolate is not Chocolate” was posted on the newsgroup rec.food.chocolate on March 17, 1997. “And white chocolate is not chocolate” was posted on the newsgroup rec.food.drink.beer on September 10, 1998. “White chocolate is not chocolate - IIRC that is official according to the EU” was posted on the newsgroup alt.fan.pratchett on September 12, 1998.
“WHITE CHOCOLATE IS NOT CHOCOLATE!!!! I’ve been living a lie! I’m devestated! :’(” was posted on X/Twitter by angela morales on January 8, 2011. “A white lie on chocolate? Love dark chocolate! RT @qtfan: White chocolate is NOT chocolate” was posted on X/Twitter by Sudha Kanago on May 15, 2011. “White chocolate is not chocolate. It is a white lie!” was posted on X/Twitter by Pserk on May 31, 2018. “WHITE CHOCOLATE IS NOT CHOCOLATE!! It’s just… sugary milk solids! There’s no chocolate in it at all! The fact that you even think to list white chocolate as an option…! White chocolate is LIES! Sugary milky white lies…” was posted on X/Twitter by Keiya on January 28, 2023.
“Just a reminder that white chocolate is not chocolate and is in fact made of lies” was posted on X/Twitter by Bird Eckler on March 31, 2024, and this received over 3,900 likes. “Just a reminder that white chocolate is not chocolate and is in fact made of lies” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Milliche Moss on April 1, 2024.
Wikipedia: White chocolate
White chocolate is a confectionery typically made of sugar, milk, and cocoa butter, but no cocoa solids. It is pale ivory in color, and lacks many of the compounds found in milk, dark, and other chocolates. It is solid at room temperature (25 °C (77 °F)) because the melting point of cocoa butter, the only white cocoa bean component, is 35 °C (95 °F).
Like the other two main types of chocolate (dark and milk), white chocolate is used for chocolate bars or as a coating in confectionery.
Google Groups: rec.food.chocolate
Chocolate Wedding Cake?
Galen & Raven
Mar 17, 1997, 3:00:00 AM
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Keep in mind that White Chocolate is not Chocolate.
The Straight Dope
How does white chocolate differ from real chocolate?
By Cecil Adams Aug 29, 1997, 2:00am EDT
Dear Cecil: How does white chocolate differ from regular chocolate, other than the color? Jared Anderson, Blacksburg, Virginia
Cecil replies:
One distinction of some possible significance is that, legally, white chocolate doesn’t exist. True chocolate contains pulverized roasted cocoa bean, consisting of cocoa butter and cocoa solids. White chocolate contains no cocoa solids and thus technically is “white confectionery coating.” Beware — some white confectionery coatings don’t even contain cocoa butter. Even in “real” white chocolate the chocolate flavor is subtle at best, being to real chocolate what white soul is to soul. But whatever floats your boat.
Cecil Adams
Google Groups: rec.food.drink.beer
The Wonderful Goodness of Rice
Alan R. Miller
Sep 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM
And white chocolate is not chocolate.
Google Groups: alt.fan.pratchett
(I) Choclate
Sam
Sep 12, 1998, 3:00:00 AM
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Yuk! White chocolate is not chocolate - IIRC that is official according to the EU. It’s cetainly made of all sorts of chemicals and stuff not many cocao (spelling?!*) beans in it.
Google Groups: alt.tv.kids-in-hall
OT: Michael Penn and Aimee Mann
Tay-vee
Jun 29, 2000, 3:00:00 AM
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WHITE CHOCOLATE IS NOT CHOCOLATE.
Google Groups: rec.arts.mystery
WOT: RAM poll about chocolate
JLS411,
Jul 30, 2000, 3:00:00 AM
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Sorry, jane - white chocolate is NOT chocolate.
Google Groups: alt.fan.cecil-adams
The dirt on chocolate
GrapeApe
Dec 18, 2000, 4:21:12 AM
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and was very heartened to discover Cecil has taken my side on a very important
issue. White Chocolate is not Chocolate!
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a970829b.html
X/Twitter
Cheryl Lindo Jones (@jezlyn@mastodon.social)
@jezlyn
Random pet peeve: white chocolate is not chocolate, People!
10:43 AM · Jun 22, 2007
X/Twitter
Doug
@gooddoug
White chocolate is not chocolate.
3:18 PM · Dec 11, 2007
X/Twitter
Adam Morey
@Ainamarth120
Just listened to the show. Technically white chocolate is not chocolate, because it has no coco.
@PodCulturesGirl
12:43 PM · Jan 16, 2008
X/Twitter
angela morales
@anglove13
WHITE CHOCOLATE IS NOT CHOCOLATE!!!! I’ve been living a lie! I’m devestated! :’(
3:28 PM · Jan 8, 2011
X/Twitter
Sudha Kanago
@SudhaKanago
A white lie on chocolate? Love dark chocolate! RT @qtfan: White chocolate is NOT chocolate.
1:33 PM · May 15, 2011
X/Twitter
j p
@treesick
i’m not gonna say this again (that is a lie). white chocolate is NOT CHOCOLATE. it should be called SWEET LARD or PALE CANDY. #notchocolate
10:50 AM · Mar 1, 2012
X/Twitter
Nassef Perdomo
@NassefPerdomo
@NicoleRizik Technically, white chocolate is not chocolate at all, it´s just flavored cocoa fat. #sorryifIruinedyourdaywiththisfactoid
2:29 PM · Mar 28, 2012
X/Twitter
Ale
@lt_ale
@NiamhHoward white chocolate is not chocolate at all!!!!!!!!! it´s like a lie!!
6:15 PM · Oct 18, 2012
X/Twitter
Jen
@NHLhistorygirl
White chocolate is not chocolate. End the lie.
11:05 AM · Dec 24, 2014
X/Twitter
Theymerb
@TheOperaFanThem
@MochaLisaccino White chocolate is not chocolate. It’s a lie.
8:04 PM · Apr 2, 2016
X/Twitter
Virginia Brasch
@Virginia_Brasch
White chocolate is not chocolate. It’s a disgusting lie.
Happy #nationalchocolateday!
7:25 PM · Oct 28, 2016
X/Twitter
jaclyn
@jaclynfabulous
WHITE CHOCOLATE IS NOT CHOCOLATE. Don’t tell me you have chocolate and hand me some of that bullshit. Fucking lies.
6:30 PM · Jun 20, 2017
X/Twitter
Pserk
@pserk203
White chocolate is not chocolate. It is a white lie!
9:30 PM · May 31, 2018
X/Twitter
ǝʞᴉlℲ ʎǝH 🇺🇦
@Hey_Flike
LIES! “White chocolate” is not chocolate.
(Actually I’m rather fond of white chocolate, but this is Twitter & one must find an argument.)
6:21 PM · Nov 24, 2018
X/Twitter
🤟 Chad 💀 Riden 🤘
@ChadRiden
white chocolate is not chocolate. I’m sick of the lies.
3:29 PM · Mar 6, 2020
Reddit—Changemyview
TyphoonZebra—April 15, 2020
CMV: White chocolate is not chocolate.
This may sound like gatekeeping or pedantry but whatever.
Chocolate is the word for products made from the cacao bean. This for the most part is split into cocoa solids and cocoa butter. Milk and dark chocolate products are made with cocoa solids (along with milk, sugar and other things) but the primary component of flavour that makes it distinct is the cocoa solids. Cocoa butter is the primary component of white “chocolate.” While it does hail from the same plant, the same bean even, it has a distinctly different flavour, almost opposite colour and different consistency. The similarity is just one of origin and says nothing of qualities. Calling derivations of cocoa butter “chocolate” is as helpful as calling weed hemp and an acorn lumber. Only one of the components should have the title “chocolate.”
Reddit—Unpopularopinion
Phoenix_For_Fire7—August 16, 2021
White chocolate should not be considered a kind of chocolate.
It’s literally just a bar of sugar and milk. It doesn’t even have cocoa in it. It also doesn’t have any definitive differences in taste either like some kinds of chocolates do. There’s nothing special about it that makes it a chocolate. It should instead be called something that has to do with its cream base. I am willing to different points of view on this, as well as any opinions for a new name are welcome.
X/Twitter
Sarah
@SarahSueButler
“White chocolate” is not chocolate.
This is the hill I will die on.
8:40 PM · Jan 18, 2022
X/Twitter
Keiya
@keiyakins
You… uncultured swine…! WHITE CHOCOLATE IS NOT CHOCOLATE!! It’s just… sugary milk solids! There’s no chocolate in it at all! The fact that you even think to list white chocolate as an option…! White chocolate is LIES! Sugary milky white lies…
6:14 PM · Jan 28, 2023
X/Twitter
The World According to Xa 🛸
@accordingtoxa
Unpopular opinion - WHITE Chocolate is NOT CHOCOLATE!
It’s fat, (coco Butter) mix with white milk and white sugar.
Just another little White Lie
3:58 PM · May 3, 2023
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X/Twitter
The Feminist Misogynist
@igarglewithfire
White chocolate is not chocolate.
6:10 PM · Dec 17, 2023
X/Twitter
Bird Eckler
@Birdeckler
Just a reminder that white chocolate is not chocolate and is in fact made of lies.
7:31 PM · Mar 31, 2024
Facebook
Milliche Moss
April 1, 2024 at 3:51 PM ·
Fastest way to tell me you hate me is to give me white chocolate.
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Just a reminder that white
chocolate is not chocolate and
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Facebook
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April 1, 2024 at 4:36 PM ·
Just a reminder that white chocolate is not chocolate and is in fact made of
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X/Twitter
Rothmus 🏴
@Rothmus
Just like Congress.
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Just a reminder that white
chocolate is not chocolate and
is in fact made of lies.
8:02 AM · Apr 2, 2024