“It’s twisted tea degrees outside”
"It’s Twisted Tea degrees outside" was posted on Facebook by "Your neighborhood meme supply" on April 13, 2024, and this received over 8,000 shares. Twisted Tea is a malt…
“Red onions are clearly fucking purple”
A "red onion" looks like a purple onion to many people. "why call it a red onion when it is clearly purple?" was posted on Facebook by Andrew Ross on April 16, 2010. "Red…
“Why was the robot bankrupt?”/“He had used all his cache.”
"Cache" shouldn't be confused with "cash," but there are jokes. This was posted on X/Twitter by Case and Bot on October 8, 2017: "Why was the robot bankrupt? He had…
“We should tell celebrities they’re going into space and then just leave them there”
Pop singer Katy Perry went to space in 2025 with Blue Origin NS-31. This was posted on X/Twitter by Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ on April 14, 2025: "We should tell celebrities they're going into…
“North East West South Past And Present Event Report” (“newspaper” backronym)
"News" is not an acronym of "North, East, West, South" or "Notable Events, Weather and Sports," "Newspaper" is also not from "North East West South Past…
“I love how apples are just like ‘here I am’ and pomegranates are like ‘you must first pass three trials of strength, wisdom, and courage’”
Pomegranates can seem to be more complicated to eat than apples. This was posted on X/Twitter by Ron Iver on October 28, 2021, and it received over 88,000 likes: "I love how apples are just…
“Jesus invited prostitutes to dine with him and he’s the light of the world. I do it and I’m ‘making Thanksgiving awkward’”
A joke about Thanksgiving dinner guests was posted on X/Twitter by Steve vs. Ninjas on February 7, 2017, and this received over 1,800 likes: "Jesus invited prostitutes to dine with him and…
“Red onions are clearly purple”
A "red onion" looks like a purple onion to many people. "why call it a red onion when it is clearly purple?" was posted on Facebook by Andrew Ross on April 16, 2010. "Red…
“There’s no straight way to wash a zucchini”
It's said that there's no straight way to wash a carrot (or a cucumber, or an eggplant). "There's no straight way to wash a zucchini" was posted on X/Twitter by MYLEN on…
“There’s no straight way to wash a carrot”
It's said that there's no straight way to wash a carrot (or a cucumber, or an eggplant). "There's no straight way to wash a zucchini" was posted on X/Twitter by MYLEN on…
“There’s no straight way to wash a cucumber”
It's said that there's no straight way to wash a carrot (or a cucumber, or an eggplant). "There's no straight way to wash a zucchini" was posted on X/Twitter by MYLEN on…
“There’s no straight way to wash an eggplant”
It's said that there's no straight way to wash a carrot (or a cucumber, or an eggplant). "There's no straight way to wash a zucchini" was posted on X/Twitter by MYLEN on…
Kosher-19 (kosher + COVID-19)
"Kosher-19" is a blend of "kosher" and "COVID-19." An organization called Kosher19 delivered kosher meals during the COViD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic in 2020.…
Heard Immunity (heard + herd immunity)
"Herd immunity" shouldn't be confused with "heard immunity," but there are jokes. "Heard Immunity: You heard vaccines work and now you are immune to any other…
“Heard immunity n. you heard vaccines work and now you’re immune to any other vaccine information”
"Herd immunity" shouldn't be confused with "heard immunity," but there are jokes. "Heard Immunity: You heard vaccines work and now you are immune to any other…
“A joke told 10 times is overused. A joke told 10,000 times is a meme”
Many popular memes contain jokes. "A joke told 10 times is overused. A joke told 10,000 times is a meme" (shown on an image) was posted on iFunny on October 4, 2021. iFunny MaCass_2016 4…
“Some of y’all have never had a second cop car pull up and it really shows”
"Some of y’all have never had a second cop car pull up and it really shows" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images A second cop car means that backup is needed, and…
“Dogs are my favorite morning people”
"Dogs are my favorite morning people…" was posted on X/Twitter by Boyd's Backyard™ on December 27, 2015, and this received over 1,800 likes. Dogs often wake up their owners in…
“My dogs are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin’ early. Every. Single. Morning”
"My dogs are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin' early. Every. Single. Morning" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My dogs are the reason…
“My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin’ early. Every. Single. Morning”
"My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freakin' early. Every. Single. Morning" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My kids are the reason…