Manhattan Cocktail “212” area code explanation
It is sometimes said that an easy way to remember the Manhattan cocktail is to recall the telephone area code "212" for its ingredients -- 2 oz. (rye) whiskey, 1 oz. sweet vermouth, 2…
“I’m still writing one hour earlier on all my checks” (Daylight Saving Time joke)
During the first week of January, many people mistakenly write the old year on their checks. The joke has also been told about Daylight Saving Time. "Still writing 'one hour later'…
“I’m still writing one hour later on all my checks” (Daylight Saving Time joke)
During the first week of January, many people mistakenly write the old year on their checks. The joke has also been told about Daylight Saving Time. "Still writing 'one hour later'…
“I’m still writing one hour ago on all my checks” (Daylight Saving Time joke)
During the first week of January, many people mistakenly write the old year on their checks. The joke has also been told about Daylight Saving Time. "Still writing 'one hour later'…
“Why did the narcissist cross the road?”/“It thought it was a boundary.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A narcissist version is: Q: Why did the narcissist cross the road? A:…
“How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? One of the many questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse”
A lightbulb joke was posted on Facebook by Eddie Dávila (and others) on April 2, 2015: "'How many people does it take to change a light bulb?' ...is just one of the questions I…
“The hour we lost this weekend was the one when I was planning to go to the gym”
"The hour we lose/lost this weekend was the one when I was planning to go to the gym" is a jocular saying about Daylight Saving TIme that has been printed on many images. "The hour…
“I want a small, tasteful wedding, no family, no friends, no groom, just me eating a big cake”
"I want a small, tasteful wedding, no family, no friends, no groom, just me eating a big cake" was posted on X/Twitter by trash jones on March 24, 2024, and this received over 99,000…
“i want a small, tasteful wedding. no family. no friends. no bride, just me eating a big cake”
"I want a small, tasteful wedding, no family, no friends, no groom, just me eating a big cake" was posted on X/Twitter by trash jones on March 24, 2024, and this received over 99,000…
“Peanut brittle implies the existence of peanut strong”
Peanut brittle seemingly implies the existence of other forms of peanuts. "Peanut brittle? PEANUT STRONG" was posted on X/Twitter by Primaeros on October 25, 2012. "Peanut brittle…
“Peanut brittle implies the existence of peanut indestructible”
Peanut brittle seemingly implies the existence of other forms of peanuts. "Peanut brittle? PEANUT STRONG" was posted on X/Twitter by Primaeros on October 25, 2012. "Peanut brittle…
“Peanut brittle implies the existence of peanut durable”
Peanut brittle seemingly implies the existence of other forms of peanuts. "Peanut brittle? PEANUT STRONG" was posted on X/Twitter by Primaeros on October 25, 2012. "Peanut brittle…
“Peanut brittle implies the existence of peanut sturdy”
Peanut brittle seemingly implies the existence of other forms of peanuts. "Peanut brittle? PEANUT STRONG" was posted on X/Twitter by Primaeros on October 25, 2012. "Peanut brittle…
“Poppadom implies the existence of poppasub”
"Poppadom" (a snack served at many Indian restaurants) has nothing to do with dominance and submission, but there are jokes. "why poppadom? why not poppasub? lets not…
“Poppadoms imply the existence of poppasubs and poppaswitches”
"Poppadom" (a snack served at many Indian restaurants) has nothing to do with dominance and submission, but there are jokes. "why poppadom? why not poppasub? lets not…
“Sunday is the golden clasp that binds together the volume of the week”
"Sunday is the golden clasp that binds together the volume of the week" is a saying that has been printed on many images In 1852, the saying was credited in newspapers to the story…
“Happiness is a hot bath on a Sunday afternoon”
"Happiness is a hot bath on a Sunday afternoon" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Happiness is a hot bath on a Sunday afternoon" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Humans were designed to create. This is why you get depressed when all you do is consume”
"Humans were designed to create. This is why you get depressed when all you do is consume" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Humans were designed to create. This is…
“We get depressed when we over-consume because humans were designed to create things”
"Humans were designed to create. This is why you get depressed when all you do is consume" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Humans were designed to create. This is…
“Someone once told me that time heals all wounds. That’s right, I said. Then I broke their wrist & gave them my watch”
"Time heals all wounds" is an old saying that might or might not be true. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Princess Buttercup on May 23, 2014, and it received over 7,500 likes:…