“I had cheese, but no crackers. I was cracka-lacking”
"Crackalackin'" is defined in a 2004 entry in the Urban Dictionary: "It's an upbeat way of asking someone how they are doing, and may cause one to crack a smile in…
“I don’t know how to play chess, but to me, life is like a game of chess”
"Life is like a game of chess. I don't know how to play chess" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker does not know about life, either. "If life…
“Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess”
"Life is like a game of chess. I don't know how to play chess" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker does not know about life, either. "If life…
“I had cheese, but no crackers. I was cracka-lackin’”
"Crackalackin'" is defined in a 2004 entry in the Urban Dictionary: "It's an upbeat way of asking someone how they are doing, and may cause one to crack a smile in…
“Good morning. Don’t forget to drink water and mind your own business today”
"Drink water & mind your business" (also "Good morning. Don't forget to drink water and mind your own business," among other variations) is a saying that has been…
“Drink water and mind your business today”
"Drink water & mind your business" (also "Good morning. Don't forget to drink water and mind your own business," among other variations) is a saying that has been…
“Drink water and mind your business”
"Drink water & mind your business" (also "Good morning. Don't forget to drink water and mind your own business," among other variations) is a saying that has been…
“Drink water & mind your business”
"Drink water & mind your business" (also "Good morning. Don't forget to drink water and mind your own business," among other variations) is a saying that has been…
“Drink water & mind your business today”
"Drink water & mind your business" (also "Good morning. Don't forget to drink water and mind your own business," among other variations) is a saying that has been…
“Don’t forget to drink your water and mind your own business this week”
"Drink water & mind your business" (also "Good morning. Don't forget to drink water and mind your own business," among other variations) is a saying that has been…
“I wake up with a good attitude every morning. Then idiots happen”
"I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I wake up with a good attitude everyday, but then idiots…
“I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen”
"I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I wake up with a good attitude everyday, but then idiots…
“2 ways to stay healthy: Drink plenty of water and mind your business”
"Drink water & mind your business" (also "Good morning. Don't forget to drink water and mind your own business," among other variations) is a saying that has been…
“I’m sorry for the things I said when it was winter”
"I'm sorry for the things I said when it was winter" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least April 2014 and is of…
“Sorry for anything I said when it was 109° outside”
"Sorry for anything I said when it was 109° outside" -- very hot -- is a jocular summer saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by mark on July…
“Haven’t had sex in so long, I’m frying bacon just to get spat on”
Bacon sizzles when frying in a pan. A joke was posted on X/Twitter by areal 😼 on February 24, 2022: "haven’t had sex in so long im frying bacon just to get spat on 😔😔"…
“If you think the price of winning is too high, wait till you get the bill from regret”
"If you think the price of winning is too high, wait until you get the bill from regret" is a motivational saying that been printed on many images. Businessman, motivational speaker,…
“If you think the cost of winning is high, just wait until you get the bill for regret”
"If you think the price of winning is too high, wait until you get the bill from regret" is a motivational saying that been printed on many images. Businessman, motivational speaker,…
“If you think the price of sobriety is too high, just wait until you get the bill from regret”
"If you think the price of winning is too high, wait until you get the bill from regret" is a motivational saying that been printed on many images. Businessman, motivational speaker,…
“Sunday is a special day because you get to regret the weekend AND dread the week”
Sunday has two dubious advantages over the other days of the week. "Sunday is a special day because you get to regret the weekend AND dread the week" was posted on X/Twitter by trash…