“Eat like no one is watching. Or dance. Whatever”
The song "Come from the Heart" (1987) by Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh contains the lyrics: "Sing like no one is listening.Love like you’ve never been hurt.Dance like nobody’s…
“Finally, my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls”
"Finally, my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "You know what spring rolls are, right? Left over winter…
“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries”
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries" is a jocular saying that has been printed on T-shirts and posters. "I keep getting exercise and extra fries mixed up" was cited on…
“Exercise…eggs are sides…for bacon”
"EXERCISE... exercise...exarsize...eggs are sides...for bacon!" is a jocular line that has been printed on many T-shirts and GIFs. "Exercise -> x-ar-size -> eggs are sides…
“Rice cakes really satisfy my cravings for styrofoam”
Do rice cards taste unpleasant, like eating cardboard or styrofoam? "Rice cakes really satisfy my cravings for styrofoam" is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on an ecard.…
“Pandas are living proof that you can be fat just by eating salad”
"Pandas are living proof that you can be fat just by eating salad" is a jocular one-liner about salad that has been printed on many images. "PANDAS -- proof that you can go vegan and…
“Exercise…eggs are sides…for bacon”
"EXERCISE... exercise...exarsize...eggs are sides...for bacon!" is a jocular line that has been printed on many T-shirts and GIFs. "Exercise -> x-ar-size -> eggs are sides…
“Finally, my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls”
"Finally, my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "You know what spring rolls are, right? Left over winter…
“Rice cakes have no right calling themselves ‘cake’ at all”
A rice cake doesn't resemble a chocolate cake, and some people believe the "cake" name is not proper. "Rice cakes have no right calling themselves 'cake' at all"…
“Pizza is the only love triangle I ever want”
"Pizza is the only love triangle I ever want" is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on many images. "Pizza, my own personal love triangle" was posted on Twitter on…
“It it jiggles, it’s fat”
"It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images, usually attributed to bodybuilder Arnold Schwarzenegger. It's uncertain when…
“What’s the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?”/“Skinning the vegan.”
A joke about vegans was posted on Reddit on December 1, 2016: "What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza? Skinning the vegan." “Are Girl Scout cookies made from real Girl…
“In pizza we crust”
"In pizza we crust" is a jocular food slogan that has been printed on many images. "In crust we trust" is a similar food slogan. Twitterbrainstorm@brainstormTLHhere's a…
“Keep cake moist by eating it all in one sitting”
The website Off the (Meat) Hook published jocular food "hacks" on November 17, 2014, such as: 1. Keep cake moist by just eating the entire thing in one sitting. "Life hack: Keep cake…
“Waffles are just pancakes with abs”
"Waffles are just pancakes with abs" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Waffles are pancakes with abs. #cleverone" was posted on Twitter on February 26,…
“Be a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside”
"Be a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside" is a pineapple saying that has been printed on many images. "I wish I was a pineapple. Then I would be sweet on…
“I’m allergic to alcohol. Every time I drink I break out in handcuffs”
"I'm allergic to alcohol. Every time I drink I break out in handcuffs" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I have an allergy to alcohol; when I drink I…
“Success depends on the second letter”
"Success (all) depends on the second letter" is a motivational adage that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1992 and is of unknown…
“I dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming, too”
"I always dream about being a millionaire like my uncle. He's dreaming, too" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I always dream of being a millionaire,…
“Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories”
"Diet Rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories" is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on many images. "Diet rule #1 - If you eat something…