“Decaf only works if you throw it on people”

Many coffee drinkers despise decaf. “Decaf only works if you throw it on people (for amusement)” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on July 4, 2013.
   
 
Wikipedia: Decaffeination
Decaffeination is the removal of caffeine from coffee beans, cocoa, tea leaves, and other caffeine-containing materials. While soft drinks which do not use caffeine as an ingredient are sometimes described as “decaffeinated”, they are better termed “non-caffeinated” because decaffeinated implies that there was caffeine present at one point in time. Decaffeinated drinks contain typically 1–2% of the original caffeine content, and sometimes as much as 20%. Decaffeinated products are commonly termed decaf.
 
Twitter
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‏@miriamSakr
Decaf only works if you throw it on people.
3:14 AM - 4 Jul 2013
 
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‏@derailius
Decaf coffee only works if you throw it on people for amusement
6:13 AM - 7 Jul 2013
 
Twitter
Megha Bhatia
‏@bhatiamegha
”@ozzyunc: Decaf only works if you throw it on people.” HAHAHA!
6:18 AM - 7 Jul 2013
 
Funny Status
Decaf only works if you throw it on people.
December 9, 2013 Work Status Updates
Decaf only works if you throw it on people.
 
Facebook
Troy L Pawleska
August 5, 2014 ·
Decaf only works if you throw it on people.
 
Twitter
Bill Murray
‏@BiIIMurray
Decaf only works if you throw it on people.
4:06 PM - 9 May 2015
 
Twitter
Bill Murray
‏@BiIIMurray
Decaf only works if you throw it on people.
5:15 PM - 23 Feb 2017
 
Barista Life
Barista Life’s Top 117 Coffee Quotes
Posted on Mar 16, 2017 by Barista Life
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48. Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people
- Anonymous