“With organic whiskey, one may attain the stupornatural”
"Stupornatural" (stopor + supernatural) is the title of three video parodies by Michael DeSanto of badatom.com, released in 2009, 2010 and 2011. Kap'n Klystron of Newburgh, New York,…
“What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?”/“Supplies!”
A popular children's riddle (printed on several images) is: Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet?A: Supplies! The joke originally had an Asian janitor, giving more sense…
“How long does it take to eat a tire?”/“A good year.”
A popular riddle on a famous tire company is: Q: How long does it take to eat a tire?A: A good year (Goodyear). "How long does it take an elephant to eat a tire? A good year (Goodyear)"…
“Why don’t communists ever learn?”/“Because there are no classes.”
German philosopher and economist Karl Marx (1818-1883), co-author with Friedrich Engels (1820-1895) of The Communist Manifesto (1848), preached a classless society. A riddle was posted to Reddit --…
“I can eat anything I want and not get fat because I’m already fat”
Some people can seemingly eat anything and not get fat. Mark Leggett posted on Twitter on April 23, 2014: "I can eat anything I want and not get fat because I'm already fat." The…
“Food delivery is a combination of my three favorite things…” (joke)
What's so great about food delivery? German Amaya posted on Twitter on October 9, 2009: "Food delivery is a combination of 2 things I like... EATING.. n NOT MOVING.!!!"…
“Food trucks are pretty popular, but I don’t know if I trust a restaurant with a get-away plan”
How do you describe a food truck? American comedian and illustrator Erik Bergstrom posted on Twitter on December 7, 2011: "Food trucks are pretty popular, but I don't know if a trust a…
“Why don’t communists ever learn?”/“Because there are no classes.”
German philosopher and economist Karl Marx (1818-1883), co-author with Friedrich Engels (1820-1895) of The Communist Manifesto (1848), preached a classless society. A riddle was posted to Reddit --…
“Broth is just meat tea”
"Broth is (just) meat tea" is a jocular saying that has been printed on GIFs. "What is the differece between 'meat tea/ and broth/stock?" was asked on Twitter on October 4,…
“Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn”
Do people go to the movies for the movie or the popcorn? "Noodleberry jam" posted on Twitter on January 12, 2016: "Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at…
“Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn”
Do people go to the movies for the movie or the popcorn? "Noodleberry jam" posted on Twitter on January 12, 2016: "Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at…
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away” is an old saying. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit" is a jocular line that has been printed on…
“How does NASA organize their company parties?”/“They planet.”
A popular riddle about the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) is: Q: How does NASA organize their company parties?A: They planet. "How does NASA throw a party? They…
“The doctor told me to lose some weight, so I bought a dog” (joke)
One joke about losing some weight is: "The doctor told me that I need to lose some weight, so I bought a dog, named him 'Some Weight,' and lost him." The joke was posted on…
“If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant”
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again" is a popular American poem verse from the 1830s. The verse has many joke endings that replace "try, try again." "If at…
“I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat”
"I love my six-pack (abs) so much, I protect it with a layer of fat" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Yes -- I do work out and I do have a six-pac.…
“Never put a number and a date in the same sentence” (forecasting adage)
"Never put a date and a number in the same sentence" (or "Never put a number and a date in the same sentence") is a saying used both in business and politics. If an economic…
“Too dumb for New York City, too ugly for L.A.”
"Too Dumb for New York City, Too Ugly for L.A." is a 1992 song by American singer and songwriter Waylon Jennings (1937-2002). The title of the song has had popularity as a catchphrase,…
“This margarita tastes like I don’t even have kids”
People who have children often cut back alcoholic consumption -- at least in front of them. "This margarita tastes like I don't even have kids" (that is, good and strong) is a…
“Would you like a glass of water?”/“I’m thirsty, not dirty.”
A classic drinking saying has one person ask for something to drink. "Would you like a glass of water?" replies the other. "I'm thirsty, not dirty!" the person explains.…