"Rotate my tires? I rotate them every time I…

“Streaking” that originally aired on September 6, 1998.

Wikipedia: Tire rotation
Tire rotation is the practice of moving the wheels and tires of an automobile from one position to another, to ensure even tire wear. Even tire wear extends the useful life of a set of tires, but the value of this is disputed.

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Red: By real good you mean you rotated those tires like I asked you to?
Eric: Dad, don’t they rotate every time I drive?
Red: You being a smart mouth?
Eric: Yes, and I’m sorry.

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Dad, don’t they rotate every time I drive?
That ‘70s Show - Streaking [S01E03]

Google Groups: rec.autos.tech
Rotating and Remounting Tires
Gary Beyer
Nov 20, 1998, 3:00:00 AM
I rotate my tires every time I drive!

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14 August 2006. Akron (PH) Beacon Journal, “Porter’s People” by Mickey Porter, pg. A2, col. 4:
“I have to pay you to rotate my tires? Don’t I do that every time I drive?”
—Overheard at a car service center in New York City.

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Drew Eubank - Nathan Smith
January 25, 2008 at 4:59 PM ·
Thanks for the advice, but my tires rotate everytime I drive.

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Melanie V. ☮️🟧
@MPV61
Going to rotate my tires. My daughter said, “Don’t we rotate them enough already?” With all the driving, she meant. #unclearontheconcept
11:47 AM · Aug 25, 2009

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Dominic Mc
April 30, 2010 at 7:44 PM ·
King’s quote of the day - “Why should I have my tires rotated? Don’t they rotate every time I drive?” - That 70’s Show

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Kristen Claire Toms
December 8, 2010 at 11:08 PM ·
“Did you go get your tires rotated” “Don’t they rotate everytime I drive?” -That 70’s Show!

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John Morgan Saunders
December 23, 2010 at 7:03 PM ·
Red: did you rotate those tires like i told you to??
Eric: dad, dont they rotate everytime i drive??
That’s 70’s Show is AAAMAZING!! 😃

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Amy Jo
February 18, 2011 at 11:09 PM ·
Rotate my tires?? Don’t they rotate everytime I drive??

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John W
@jwalaszek
“do you need a tire rotation today?” “don’t I do that every time I drive 😉?”.(what I say in my head every time I go to jiffy lube)
3:05 PM · Sep 12, 2011

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Richard Portnow
April 20, 2012 at 7:03 PM ·
My mechanic asked me how often I rotate my tires.
I told him “Every time I drive.”

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William Ernst
@thrilliam1028
A free tire rotation? Don’t they rotate every time I drive?
8:51 AM · Feb 13, 2013

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Randy Ebert
june 21, 2013 at 7:11 PM ·
Me: How often do you rotate your tires?
Emily: Every time I drive.

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Chris Phelps
May 9, 2014 at 11:59 PM ·
Why do I have to rotate my tires? I mean don’t they rotate every time I drive?

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Justin 🐀
@JHoule88
Why do I need a tire rotation if they rotate every time I drive?
7:30 AM · Aug 1, 2014

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Paul Edgar
@pauledgarsucks
So I took my car in for an oil change and the people said I needed a tire rotation. Joke’s on them! They rotate every time I drive! Lol duh!
9:45 PM · Aug 11, 2014

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Just Big REE
@ReeAmilcarScott
Nice try mechanic. I don’t need to pay you to rotate my tires. I rotate them every day. It’s called driving! #staywoke
10:10 PM · Jul 23, 2015

Reddit—Shittyaskscience
MagnanimousCannabis—May 18, 2016
Why do I pay to have my tires rotated, if I rotate them every time I drive my car?
A rotation is a rotation, right?

Reddit—ComedyCemetery
mrmcmaymay—May 9, 2018
Haha get it? Because women can’t drive
(“Rotate my tires? But my tires rotate every time I drive” is said by a woman driver.—ed.)

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got an oil change and the guy told me i needed a tire rotation. lmao, the tires are rotating every time i drive it, that’s how it works. idiot.
everyone knows its a joke and not a true story as soon as they read ‘oil change’
duckling doesn’t drive lmao
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Tukson_2013
28 apr 2019
f,; aggressionbread got an oil change and the guy told me i needed a tire rotation. lmao, the tires are rotating every time i drive it, that’s how it works. idiot.

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@tyrellhampton12
“got an oil change and the guy told me i needed a tire rotation. lmao, the tires are rotating every time i drive it, that’s how it works. idiot.”
11:06 AM · May 1, 2019

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kt🖤
@kkatiee1
i got an oil change and the guy told me i needed a tire rotation. lmao, the tires are rotating every time i drive it, that’s how it works. idiot.
2:12 PM · Dec 3, 2019 from Tucson, AZ

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Hanna Samir Kassab
@hskassab
Tire rotation? I don’t need it, I rotate my tires every time I drive.
1:39 PM · Dec 6, 2019

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Hannah Duggan
@hannahleeduggan
Tire rotation? I do that every time I drive my car??
8:29 AM · Jan 21, 2020

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John D Mason
February 24, 2020 at 9:56 PM ·
Rotate my tires?
But my tires rotate every time I drive!
(Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is shown.—ed.)

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simply nathan
@logurra
rotate my tires? buddy, I rotate them all the time. that’s how the car gets places
1:20 AM · Feb 26, 2020

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mightbmads
@_madwave
Wtf is a tire rotation? Don’t my tires rotate every time I drive???
3:21 PM · Dec 18, 2020 from San Diego, CA

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Tires2go
January 21, 2021 at 12:00 PM ·
Is tire rotation really necessary? Short answer: Yes. Check out the following link to find out why, and ask for our recommendation on how frequently to change your particular tires: https://www.cars.com/.../why-do-i-need-to-rotate-my…/
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
TIRE ROTATION?
THEY ROTATE EVERY
TIME I DRIVE

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The Tapir King
@Elgringotico1
I still don’t understand why people pay for a tire rotation. I mean my tires do that for free every time I drive.
3:36 PM · Feb 3, 2021

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floptimus prime ribᵀᴹ
@FireBeets
wtf is a tire rotation bro i do that every time i drive
8:32 AM · May 25, 2021

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Filani
@agonfilani
This mechanic told me he needs to rotate my tires like I didn’t rotate them to get there???
6:43 AM · Aug 22, 2021

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lex
@lexxxxlooger_
why do I need a professional to rotate my tires when I already rotate them when I drive my car everyday
11:45 AM · Oct 22, 2021

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Ash ✨
@heyyyitssashh
Why do I need to pay for a tire rotation? My tires rotate every time I drive ….
6:47 PM · Dec 3, 2021

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LéSavage
@404tuannh
😭 this guy told me he gonna rotate my tires and my confident ass said oh I rotate them as I drive. The man laughed said yeah and walked away with my keys LMAOOOOOOOOO
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kamryn
@kamrynmyel
Dec 28, 2021
No bc taking your car to get fixed as a woman is so chaotic. Please sir just call my dad idk what you’re saying
9:19 AM · Dec 29, 2021

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latin name smooth brainius
@truvisk
What are crazy?? Pay someone to rotate my tires? I rotate them like 1000 times a minute every time I drive somewhere
4:38 PM · Feb 12, 2022

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Bob Pusateri
@SQLBob
Service writer at the car dealership was not having it this morning.
Them: your car needs a tire rotation
Me: don’t they already rotate every time I drive?
9:03 AM · Apr 12, 2022

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germanhenry
@germ4nhenry
Reminds me of the meme where the girl ask “Tire rotation? Don’t they rotate every time I drive”
😂😂😂😂😂
5:19 PM · Aug 30, 2022

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SILVERJET (Marc)
@MR_SILVERJET
What do you mean I have to rotate my tires?! I rotate them while I drive (literally) 😂
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Kevin W.
@Brink_Thinker
Apr 24, 2023
Something you don’t see everyday
https://x.com/finetraitt/sta/finetraitt/status/1650477088112271360/video/1
9:56 PM · Apr 24, 2023

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Mike Erdman Toyota
@ErdmanToyota
Tire maintenance can be summed up in two words: tire rotations.
“But my tires rotate every time I drive my car!”
If only it was that easy. Periodically repositioning tires front to back or side to side helps even out tire wear, lengthening their life. Book a tire rotation now!
2:08 PM · Nov 16, 2023
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Megan on the Radio
March 8, 2024 at 9:08 PM ·
Why do I relate to this so much???
(The following text is shown on an image with a woman driver.—ed.)
ROTATE MY TIRES?
BUT MY TIRES ROTATE EVERY TIME I DRIVE!

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Sal the Agorist
@SallyMayweather
(“Rotate my tires? I rotate them every time I drive!” is said by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.—ed.)
1:42 PM · May 12, 2024