“Coffee (n): an attitude adjustment in a mug”
Coffee (n): an attitude adjustment in a mug" is a coffee definition that has been printed on many images. "Coffee..... its an 8am attitude adjustment in a cup" was posted on Twitter…
“Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity”
Does coffee help work productivity? "Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted…
“Stressed, well-dressed and coffee obsessed”
"Stressed, well-dressed and coffee obsessed" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on September 9, 2014. “Stressed, blessed and coffee…
“Burritos are sleeping bags for ground beef”
"A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef" (or "Burritos are sleeping bags for ground beef" is a jocular description of a burrito that has been printed on many images.…
“Stressed, blessed and coffee obsessed”
"Stressed, blessed and coffee obsessed is a work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on March 18, 2015. “Stressed, well-dressed and coffee…
“Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity”
Does coffee help work productivity? "Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted…
“I’m old enough to remember when emojis were called ‘hieroglyphics’”
Many people have compared modern emojis to ancient hieroglyphs. A joke was posted on Twitter by moh'd on July 27, 2017: "Yo momma so old *how old is she* she was using emojis back when…
“Stressed, well-dressed and coffee obsessed”
"Stressed, well-dressed and coffee obsessed" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on September 9, 2014. “Stressed, blessed and coffee…
“Why did the vegan cross the road?” (joke)
There have been several "vegan" versions of the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke. One version was printed in 2002 newspapers: Q: Why did the vegan cross the…
“Why did the vegan cross the road?” (joke)
There have been several "vegan" versions of the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke. One version was printed in 2002 newspapers: Q: Why did the vegan cross the…
“A brownie is like an espresso of cake”
Espresso is more intense coffee, and a brownie is a more intense cake. American stand-up comedian, actor and writer Jim Gaffigan tweeted on March 31, 2014: "A brownie is like an espresso of…
“You’re too blessed to be stressed”
(I'm/You're) Too blessed to be stressed" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Too Blessed to be Stressed" has been cited in print since at least 1993. 25…
“We eat pizza from the inside out”
"We eat pizza from the inside out" is a pizza saying -- the outer crust is usually eaten last -- that has been printed on many images. "Why do we eat pizza from the inside out?…
“Everything we eat is processed sunshine”
"Everything we eat is processed sunshine" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The St. Louis (MO) Post-Dispatch reported in 2001 that an organic farmer sold T-shirts…
“Soup is just food flavored tea”
"Soup is just food flavored tea" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 18, 2012. TwitterAlejandro Nodarse @ALNodarseSoup is just…
“Toasters are like tanning beds for bread”
"Toasters are like tanning beds for bread" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Global Toaster - Tanning Just Like a Slice of Bread in a Toaster" was…
“Stressed, blessed and coffee obsessed”
"Stressed, blessed and coffee obsessed is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on March 18, 2015. “Stressed, well-dressed and coffee obsessed” is…
“Beef jerky is like a meat raisin”
"Beef jerky is like a meat raisin" -- that is, beef/grape is dried out meat/raisin -- is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on October 11,…
“Smoothies are just cold fruit soup”
"Smoothies are just cold fruit soup" is a one-line saying about smoothies that has been printed on many images. "Think of it (smoothies -- ed.) as like a cold, fruit soup" was…
“Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet”
"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet" is a jocular one-line saying about stress that has been printed on several images. "Stress…