“I’m holding a cup of coffee. So yeah, I’m pretty busy right now”
"I'm holding a cup of coffee. So yeah, I'm pretty busy right now" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "I'm holding a cup of Coffee.... So yeah…
“You can’t plant flowers if you haven’t botany”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterJim Chaparas JimGCknows that it is difficult to study Plants if you haven't BOTANY ....10:34 AM - 10 Sep 2010 TwitterⒶpril Fe☭es🚩 @leducvioletI…
“Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn”
"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose" is an old saying. 'Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn" -- showing that losing can be a learning experience -- is a saying that has…
“Women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it”
"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "A new study…
“Two reasons we don’t trust people: 1. We don’t know them, 2. We know them”
"Two reasons we don't trust people: 1. We don't know them, 2. We know them" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. This saying -- by an anonymous author --…
“The human body is 80% water, so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety”
"The human body is 70%/80%/90% water, so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Människan består av 70% vatten. Vi…
“No one flower can ever symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet”
The U.S. House of Representatives voted to make the rose the "national floral emblem" in 1986. New York (NY) Times columnist William Safire (1929-2009) wrote on September 25, 1986:…
“I had to give up my vegetarian diet. Turns out they’re a lot harder to catch than cows”
There's a difference between "eating vegetarian" and "eating a vegetarian." A joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on January 31, 2003, taken from the comic…
“My boss yelled, ‘You’ve been late 3 times this week, Do you know what that means?’”(Wednesday joke)
"My boss yelled, 'You've been late 3 times this week, Do you know what that means?' Apparently, 'It's Wednesday' wasn't the correct answer" is a jocular…
“Coffee because adulting is hard”
"Coffee because adulting is hard" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I drink coffee because adulting is hard. Without it, I'm basically a 2 year old whose…
“Good coffee is a pleasure. Good friends are a treasure”
"Good coffee is a pleasure. Good friends are a treasure" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been posted on restaurant signs since at least 2007. Origin is…
“Without coffee, there would be darkness and chaos”
"Without coffee, there would be darkness and chaos" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Without coffee there would be darkness and chaos!" was posted on…
“On Mondays, I feel like I need coffee injected directly into my veins”
Many workers need extra energy on Mondays (the usual start of the work week). "On Mondays, I feel like I need coffee injected directly into my veins" is a jocular coffee saying that has…
“On Mondays, I feel like I need coffee injected directly into my veins”
"On Mondays, I feel like I need coffee injected directly into my veins" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Can I just have the coffee injected…
“Coffee (n): survival juice”
"Coffee (n): survival juice" is a jocular coffee definition that has been printed on may images. "Lovin' coffee...aka survival juice" was posted on Twitter on September 10,…
“My favorite co-worker is the coffee machine”
"My favorite co-worker is the coffee machine" is a work saying that has been printed in many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on September 6, 2014. “Coffee is my favorite…
“Coffee is my favorite co-worker”
"Coffee is my favorite co-worker" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on March 1, 2013. “My favorite co-worker is the coffee machine” is…
“My favorite co-worker is the coffee machine”
"My favorite co-worker is the coffee machine" is a work saying that has been printed in many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on September 6, 2014. “Coffee is my favorite…
“Coffee is my favorite co-worker”
"Coffee is my favorite co-worker" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on March 1, 2013. “My favorite co-worker is the coffee machine” is…
“Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside”
"Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Hot chocolate is like a hug for your insides" was posted on Twitter on…