“Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?”/“All of them. A crossbar can’t jump.”

Entry in progress—B.P.
     
3 February 2002, Sunday Telegraph (Surry Hills, New South Wales), “The Funday Telegraph” by Matthew Frilingos, pg. F1:
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Every goal keeper. Crossbar can’t jump
 
13 June 2006, Liverpool (UK) Echo, “Your JOEKS,” pg. 22:
WHICH goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can’t jump.