“Mornings were made for sleeping, wild sex and bacon”
"Mornings were made for sleeping, wild sex and bacon" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Mornings were made for sleeping , wild sex, and bacon.. But I'm not…
“No matter who you are, how you treat animals tells me everything I need to know about you”
"Never trust anyone/someone who isn't kind to animals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never trust a person that isn't kind to animals. Scientific…
“No matter how talented, intelligent or rich you are, how you treat animals tells me all I need to know about you”
"Never trust anyone/someone who isn't kind to animals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never trust a person that isn't kind to animals. Scientific…
“No matter how talented, rich or intelligent you are, how you treat animals tells me all I need to know about you”
"Never trust anyone/someone who isn't kind to animals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never trust a person that isn't kind to animals. Scientific…
“I can cook, so that cancels out like three of my flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“When a girl is a good cook, it cancels out like 3 red flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like 3 red flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“When a guy can cook, it automatically cancels out like three red flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“When a man can cook, it automatically cancels out three red flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“I can cook, so that should cancel out 3 red flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“I can cook, so that cancels out at least three of my flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“You can be in the middle of a mental break down. Them kids gone ask for a snack”
When kids want food, nothing else matters to them -- certainly not what their parents are going through. This was posted on Facebook by Toya Cooper on September 4, 2022, and it received over 21,000…
“Stealing all your fries is my love language”
“Sharing food is my love language” is a saying that especially applies to dates in restaurants. "Sharing French fries is my love language" was posted on X/Twitter by TRU$T on June 6,…
“I wish that children didn’t grow up so quickly, dogs lived longer, coffee was free, and more minds were open”
"I wish that children didn't grow up so quickly, (that) dogs lived longer, (that) coffee was free, and (that) more minds were open" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I wish that children didn’t grow up so quickly, that dogs lived longer, that coffee was free and that more minds were open”
"I wish that children didn't grow up so quickly, (that) dogs lived longer, (that) coffee was free, and (that) more minds were open" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“My favorite outdoor summertime activity is traveling from my air conditioned car to my air conditioned house”
"My favorite outdoor summertime activity is traveling from my air conditioned car to my air conditioned house" was posted on Facebook by Sarcastic Mama on July 14, 2025, and this received…
“Dear summer heat, if you’re gonna melt something off, start with my fat and leave the ice cream alone!”
"Dear summer heat, if you’re gonna melt something off, start with my fat and leave the ice cream alone!" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Khaye Grace Gould on July 1, 2024.…
“Dear summer heat, if you’re gonna melt something off, start with my fat and leave the ice cream cone alone!”
"Dear summer heat, if you’re gonna melt something off, start with my fat and leave the ice cream alone!" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Khaye Grace Gould on July 1, 2024.…
“I once worked as a mannequin in Macy’s department store. I held that position for a long time”
An employee might say that he or she "held a position for a long time." This doesn't mean a physical position, but there are jokes. "My first job was posing like a mannequin in…