“‘This needs more fluoride’ said no one ever”
"'This needs more fluoride' said no one ever" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Spencer Haley Technology Services on August 6, 2012. People who advocate taking…
“I just need a snow cone and $47 million”
Snow cones aren't essentially to the diet, but kids often demand them, especially in hot weather. "Bball, swimming pool, and sun. I just need a snowcone" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“I just need a snow cone and a pool”
Snow cones aren't essentially to the diet, but kids often demand them, especially in hot weather. "Bball, swimming pool, and sun. I just need a snowcone" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“I just need a sno cone and a pool”
Snow cones aren't essentially to the diet, but kids often demand them, especially in hot weather. "Bball, swimming pool, and sun. I just need a snowcone" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Sometimes I get discouraged when someone calls me fat, but I just need to keep my chins up”
"Keep your chin up!" means to stay hopeful during difficult times. Fat people often have double chins. "Whenever I'm feeling fat, I try not to stress about it and just keep my…
“Whenever I’m feeling fat, I try not to stress about it and just keep my chins up”
"Keep your chin up!" means to stay hopeful during difficult times. Fat people often have double chins. "Whenever I'm feeling fat, I try not to stress about it and just keep my…
“As the world gets dumber, I can’t help but think Pizza Hut should give a personal pan pizza to every adult who reads…”
Pizza Hut's "Book It!" promotion has encouraged students to read to earn free personal pan pizzas. This was posted on X/Twitter by SCOTTY (@MississippiMudflap, an account that no…
“They might as well put ‘Uhhh…’ in front of every item on drive-thru menus”
People who order at a restaurant's drive-thru often hesitate as they look at the menu. This was posted on X/Twitter by Elizabeth on April 9, 2013: "They might as well put…
“Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill”
"Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by ⚓ Nando ⚓on July 18, 2014. This is not great advice, of…
“Hospitality: The art of making a guest feel at home when you wish he were”
"Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even when you wish they were" (or "Hospitality is making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they…
“Men are like steaks. The best ones have a little fat on them”
"Good steaks are like good men. The best ones have a little fat on them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying, perhaps, makes fat men feel a little better about…
“The ocean is technically soup bc it has salt veggies meat and it’s been heating up”
Is an ocean like a soup? "The ocean is like a giant bowl of soup, except the meat & veggies are alive & someone added way too much salt. #QuietTimeThoughts" was posted on…
“The ocean is a like a giant bowl of soup except the meat and veggies are alive and someone added too much salt”
Is an ocean like a soup? "The ocean is like a giant bowl of soup, except the meat & veggies are alive & someone added way too much salt. #QuietTimeThoughts" was posted on…
“According to the definition given by Google, the ocean is a soup. It has been boiled during earth creation, it contains meat in the form of fish…”
Is an ocean like a soup? "The ocean is like a giant bowl of soup, except the meat & veggies are alive & someone added way too much salt. #QuietTimeThoughts" was posted on…
“Life is not a box of chocolates. It’s more like mixed vegetables with freezer burn”
"Life is not a box of chocolates. It's more like mixed vegetables with freezer burn" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is like a box of chocolates.…
“I miss the days when ‘employee appreciation’ meant promotions and raises, and not free coffee and doughnuts once a month”
"Employee appreciation" at many companies is not what it used to be. This was posted on Facebook by Work Memes on July 3, 2025, and it received over 2,100 shares: "I miss the days…
“Garage sales are a great place to find extra stuff for you to throw away when you move”
Garage sales ("car boot sales" in the United Kingdom are similar) often just transfer used goods -- "junk" in some people's opinions -- from one house to another.…
“Car boot sales are a great place to find extra stuff for you to throw away when you move”
Garage sales ("car boot sales" in the United Kingdom are similar) often just transfer used goods -- "junk" in some people's opinions -- from one house to another.…
Broligach (bro + oligarch)
"Broligarch" (bro + oligarch) and "broligarchy" (bro + oligarchy) are terms to describe people such as Elon Musk (X/Twitter) and Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook) and Jeff Bezos…
Broligarchy (bro + oligarchy)
"Broligarch" (bro + oligarch) and "broligarchy" (bro + oligarchy) are terms to describe people such as Elon Musk (X/Twitter) and Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook) and Jeff Bezos…